王灵官 Supreme Celestial Inspector
都天纠察大灵官，擅骑火轮镇天关。
秉公不阿无言语，钢鞭一动心胆战。
The mighty Inspector, the emperor's guard so grand,
Rides fiery wheels, at the celestial gate to stand.
Upholding justice, silent and stern,
With one steel whip, the souls burn.
天庭有个神佛共知之事，那便是太乙雷声应化尊，又名王灵官者，乃是玉帝最忠诚的纠察，若被他盯上，定是灭顶之灾。
天蓬元帅，就是前车之鉴。
那般显耀新贵，经王灵官告上一状，说没就没了。
起初，王灵官并非如今这般怪模样，虽无天蓬那般俊美，但至少有头有脸。
后来玉帝嘉许灵官秉公执法，竟将自己的右手化生在了他的头上，以示王灵官至，犹如玉帝亲临。
神仙们若遇见王灵官，都会老实行礼，随即远离。
更不敢在灵官前高谈阔论，深恐被捉了什么错处去。
王灵官虽无可结交之人，但那天宫里有个老神仙，辈分极高，除了玉帝他倒是能跟着这位神仙有些往来。
有些神仙说，王灵官既然乐意承担如此要职，活该忍受这份孤寂，一利必生一弊。
另一些说，王灵官正是不愿与人交往，才领了这份不讨喜的差事，实则如鱼得水，乐在其中。
大家议论纷纷，莫衷一是，至于王灵官究竟怎么想，却无人得知。
In the Celestial Court, it was a well-known fact among gods and Buddhas that Taiyi Thunderclap Supreme, also known as the Supreme Inspector, was the Jade Emperor's most loyal enforcer. If his gaze was fixed upon someone, it spelled certain doom. Admiral Tianpeng, who was cast down to become a pig, served as a prime example; once a prominent rising star, he vanished without a trace after the Supreme Inspector reported him.
Initially, the Supreme Inspector did not have his current peculiar appearance. Though not as handsome as Tianpeng, he was at least presentable. Later, the Jade Emperor, in appreciation of the Inspector's impartial enforcement of his decrees, transformed the Inspector's head into the shape of his right hand, symbolizing that when the Inspector was present, it is as if the Jade Emperor himself was there.
When deities encountered the Inspector, they respectfully greeted him and then quickly distanced themselves. They dared not engage in any high-spirited discussions in his presence, fearing that any mistake might be caught and reported.
Although the Inspector had no close companions, he did have some interactions with an old god of very high rank in the Celestial Court, aside from the Jade Emperor.
Some immortals said that since the Inspector willingly took on such a significant role, he deserved to endure this solitude; every advantage came with a disadvantage. Others argued that the Inspector accepted this unappealing position precisely because he preferred not to socialize, finding himself perfectly at ease and content in his role. Opinions were divided, and no consensus was reached. As for what the Inspector truly thought, no one knew.
