二郎显圣真君
Erlang, the Sacred Divinity
诸天显圣称大才，身似梅花欺雪白。
心高不认天家眷，浩气冲霄浮屠开。
In skies high, his talents shine, like plum blooms pure and bright,
His form defies the winter's snow, a sacred being of light.
With lofty heart, he claims no kin to the emperor above,
His noble spirit dims the stars, unlocking the Great Pagoda.
“都是些猴子，一件像样的玩意也无。”
天兵甲用枪挑翻一具尸身，向天兵乙抱怨，他们面前是刚刚结束战斗的花果山，处处是被削平缺角的岩石，被雷劈成焦黑的古树，以及满地的尸骸。
“好的都在水帘洞里，哪轮得到我俩打扫战场的。”天兵乙回道
也是。我们只能干些脏活，灭掉那些没断气的。”天兵甲语毕，一枪戳入一具尸体里，又抽了出来。
他们一板一眼地干着，直至走到一块巨石前，
天兵甲敲了敲石头，天兵乙道:“一块石头，你也想榨出油水来?”
天兵甲道:“你竟不知?这便是孙悟空的尸首。”
天兵乙道：“瞎扯!他不是没了?”
“先前他战死，六根被分了去，他生自一块石头，如今没了灵根，死后自然又变回石头了。”
“放屁。”
天兵甲骄傲道:“列阵时我站排头，看得清楚，他们分尸的时候，连真君也拿了一样。”
天兵乙奇道:“我记得你不站排头呀……真的假的?真君也拿了?我看那些下界的妖王都来了，还以为只有妖怪会拿妖怪的东西哩。”
“什么妖怪，他可是封过佛位的。”天兵甲纠正道。
“真君拿那个做什么?也不嫌晦气。”
“这谁知道。孙悟空也算天地生成的灵物，说不定吃了能大补。”两人说罢大笑起来。
“诶，你看这是个什么。”天兵乙发现石头旁摆着一抹素白。
二人拾起一看，原是枝梅花，如玉似雪，朵朵怒放。
天兵甲奇道:“花果山岂会有梅花?”
天兵乙道:“这看着，怎么有几分像……”
话未全完，就见那天兵乙贯胸穿出一枝枪头，金光一射，连盔甲中的魂也散了。
天兵甲大惊，还来不及多说，金光再次闪灼。
白云悠悠，花果山又归干了静默。
"These are just monkeys, none of them has anything worthwhile."
A celestial soldier used his spear to flip over a corpse, complaining to his fellow. Before them lay the aftermath of the battle at Mount Huaguo: jagged rocks, ancient trees charred by lightning, and bodies strewn across the landscape.
"The good stuff is all in the Water Curtain Cave. We only get to clean up the battlefield," replied the fellow.
"True. We just do the dirty work, finishing off those who aren't quite dead yet." With that, the celestial soldier thrust his spear into a corpse and pulled it out again.
They methodically checked each body until they reached a large boulder.
The celestial soldier knocked on the stone. Watching this, his fellow said, "It's just a rock. What do you expect to find out of it?"
The celestial soldier replied, "Don't you know? This is Sun Wukong."
The fellow looked puzzled. "Nonsense, how could this be Sun Wukong?"
"He died earlier, with his six roots severed and given to the yaoguai kings. Born from a stone, and now with his senses gone, he naturally turned back into stone after death."
"Bollocks," said his fellow.
"You don't believe it?" The celestial soldier boasted, "I was at the front of the formation and saw it clearly. When they dismembered his body, even the Sacred Divinity took a piece."
The fellow, curious, asked, "I don't remember you being at the front... Is that true? Even the Sacred Divinity took a piece? I saw all those yaoguai kings from the lower realms today. I thought only yaoguais would take things from other yaoguais."
"He's not just any yaoguai; he was once granted Buddhahood," corrected the celestial soldier.
"Why would the Sacred Divinity take that? Isn't it considered bad luck?"
"Who knows? Sun Wukong was powerful. Maybe consuming it would be highly beneficial." They both laughed heartily.
"Hey, look at this," said the fellow, noticing something white beside the stone.
They picked it up and found it was a branch of plum blossoms, as white as jade, as pure as snow, blooming fragrantly.
The celestial soldier wondered, "How could there be plum blossoms on Mount Huaguo?"
The fellow said, "This looks somewhat like..."
Before he could finish, a spearhead pierced through his chest, emitting a golden light that even dispersed the soul within his armor.
The celestial soldier looked over his fallen fellow's shoulder, shocked. Before he could react, the golden light flashed again.
White clouds drifted past, leaving the mountain peak in tranquility once more.
