牛校卫 Bull Soldier
体壮技精妙，盾厚持枪矛。
心如烈火热，多情却被恼。
Strong of body, skilled in fight,
Shield and spear, a valorous sight.
Heart ablaze with fervent zeal,
Love's disdain, the pain he feels.
故事发生在三百年前，那时大力王尚在天庭未归，红孩儿正于南海修行火焰山一片安宁。
某日，璧水金睛兽从众校卫中提拔了个校卫长。
由于事务繁杂，校卫长便搬去了罗刹宫的宿直间居住。
校卫长分到的是西厢房和一侧的耳房，他便把耳房用来坐卧；把厢房用来待客。
一日晨起，校卫长发现厢房被人连夜整理过。
桌椅被擦得一尘不染，盘中有洗净的瓜果，壶里有新沏的茶水。
他惊疑不定，细细盘算想起了服侍夫人的毛女们，和伺候小姐的狐女们。
他又想到，平日里侍卫们总笑他比别个俊刮些，现在升了官，是不是……思绪翻涌起来，校卫长不禁有些飘飘然然。
接连月余，这位“好心姑娘”每夜都来，却始终不肯相见，校卫长终于迫不及待。
这夜，他躲在厢房外，守至四更，才闻得有脚步声传来。
只是这声音粗重，失了毛女狐女们素日的做派。
但校卫长顾不了那些，就在门被推开的瞬间，他已扑到那人身上，将对方一把抱住。
怀中的身形结实魁梧，校卫长的胸膛甚至容不下他。
对方闷哼了几下，传来牛侍长的声音:“我好整洁，看你屋子总乱糟糟的，值完夜便替你收拾收拾，你不用这般……客气……”
Three centuries ago, when the Bull King still graced the Celestial Court and the Red Boy practiced under Guanyin, peace reigned over Flaming Mountains.
One day, Bishui Beast promoted a captain among the bull soldiers, and the captain moved into the night-duty chamber of the Rakshasa Palace to accommodate his increased responsibilities.
He occupied the adjoining room for rest and the main west chamber for hosting guests. One morning, he found the guest room had been tidily arranged overnight: dustless furniture, washed fruits on plates, and freshly brewed tea. Perplexed, he thought of the furry celestial maidens serving the Lady and the fox maidens attending the King's daughter. Recalling how the other guards often teased him for being more handsome than the rest, now, as a new captain, he couldn't help but feel elated-surely, there must be a secret admirer.
For over a month, this mysterious "kind-hearted maiden" visited nightly yet never revealed herself. Growing impatient, the captain resolved to wait outside the chamber one night. Around the fourth watch, he heard heavy steps, quite unlike the gentle maidens, furred or fox. Regardless, he lunged at the figure as soon as the door opened and secured a tight hold on it. The figure was muscular and sturdy, too large for his arms. Muffled grunts followed, and the voice of the Bull Sergeant emerged, "I like things tidy, and your room is always messy. That's why I'd clean it up after my night duty. You don't have to act so... grateful..."
