不净 Non-Pure
心宽体胖肚儿大，相貌凶顽嘴角耷。
按兵不动稳如山，偷闲躲静守宝刹。
A wide heart, a plump form, a belly so grand,
A fierce look, drooping lips, a visage unplanned.
Steadfast as a mountain, he stays still,
From toils, he hides, guarding the temple's hill.
长空飘絮，玉砌琼楼。纷纷扬扬的大雪，经年累月，在这山岭上不曾停歇一刻。与这雪截然相反，三师兄不净，是个时时刻刻都想躲懒偷闲的
这日，三师兄不净正在偏殿里执守，以防师父随时呼唤，听见阶下有打斗之声，雷长老跑来禀告，原是山里不知来了个什么妖怪，非要闯进来见师父。
不净敷衍道:“你们先出去对阵，洒家拿了戒铲就来。”待雷长老步出偏殿，不净又坐回蒲团上歪着。殿外传来了妖怪高声的呼喊，说是要求见佛爷爷一面，拜师学艺，打斗声却越发激烈起来。
雷长老又赶来求援，不净起身道:“你们与二位鬼王先应对着，断不能放他进来。我这铲头的刃有些钝了，待磨好就去会他。”又过了一会儿，殿外静了下来，雷长老来报，说是要拜师的妖怪，被鬼王不小心打死了。
不净称赞道:“你们办得极好。把那尸首扔到枯井里，别脏了这地方。雷长老听后，暗叹这妖怪无命无运，若是其他师兄值守，没准真能见上师父一面。
岂料，收尸时雷长老发现这妖怪身上，贴着些引火引雷的符咒，像是来找师父寻仇的。不由心中大惊，又暗自庆幸起来。
In the vast sky, snowflakes drifted down, covering the exquisite palaces and towers, and blanketing the mountain ridge year after year without ceasing for a moment. In stark contrast to this relentless snow, Non-Pure was someone who constantly sought to shirk his duties and laze around.
One day, while Non-Pure was on guard in the side hall, ready to respond to his master's call at any moment, he heard the sounds of a fight outside. Thunder Rhino Master came running to report that some unknown yaoguai from the mountains was trying to force his way in to see their master.
Non-Pure nonchalantly replied, "You go out and deal with him first. I'll grab my spade and join you shortly." After Thunder Rhino Master left the side hall, Non-Pure sat back down on his meditation cushion, reclining lazily. Outside, the yaoguai loudly demanded to see the Buddha of the Future and to become his disciple, while the sounds of the fight grew more intense.
Thunder Rhino Master returned to ask for help again. Non-Pure stood up and said, "You and the two overlords hold him off. Don't let him in. My spade's blade is a bit dull; I'll come once I've sharpened it." After a while, the noise outside quieted down. Thunder Rhino Master came back to report that the yaoguai seeking guidance had been accidentally killed by the overlords.
Non-Pure praised, "You did well. Throw the body into the dry well so it doesn't dirty this place." Hearing this, Thunder Rhino Master sighed inwardly, lamenting the yaoguai's ill fate. If another brother had been on guard, perhaps the yaoguai might have actually met their master.
Unexpectedly, when discarding the body, Thunder Rhino Master discovered that the yaoguai had talismans for summoning fire and lightning stuck to his body, indicating he had come seeking revenge against their master. At this news, Thunder Rhino Master was both shocked and secretly relieved.
