李四一在村子里当石匠

文摘   2024-10-11 21:39   陕西  

叮叮当当,李四一手机的锤子和凿子在石碑上面游走,声响如同一曲交响乐一样,和落日的余晖一起,还有路边电线杆上的乌鸦,偶尔来一两句。

是的,李四一在村头开了一家石碑店,专门为过世的人定做坟墓上的石碑。偶尔也会接一些捐款留名碑,就是某某捐款多少多少那种。

李四一店里有切割大石块的工具,他成日与石头为伍,他从石料批发商进货,把石料切割成需要的大小,经过精细打磨抛光,再刻上客户所需要的文字,有的坟墓石头是异形的,这就考验李四一的手艺了,他要把石头切割成暂时的雏形,再进行拼接。

通常有的客户是在觉得家里有人不行了的时候就提前预定,把即将过世人的墓碑款式先一定,至于信息,等那人真正过世的时候,再把日期,和碑文,个人信息用凿子一个个刻出来。

由于长期干这个体力活,李四一的手上满是老茧,都是叮叮当当中磨练出来的。

经常也有加急的单,这个世界上很多突发性去世的人,车祸,工厂突发意外,地震,李四一也经常接到这样的订单,今天宣告去世,他/她的家人便把电话打到李四一这里了,大多数时候都是殡葬服务的公司提供的李四一的信息,由于他的碑做得好,周边县城的人也经常找李四一来做墓碑。

李四一都一视同仁,去世的人对李四一而言,都是一块墓碑,李四一了解他们的方式,也就是家属提供的碑文信息,有的长,有长长的碑文,把往生者这一生的丰功伟绩都记录下来,也有短的只有一句下次再见的碑文。

有的大富大贵的人,选用的墓碑也是看着很豪华,一块碑加上石料装饰,快比上别人家的客厅的,有的人囊中羞涩,留下的只是一块长方形的普通墓碑。更有的,连碑都不用了,只有一个土堆,便成了他这一生的终结点。

当然李四一只是负责做碑的石匠,至于安装什么的,需要客户自己找瓦工,和风水师一起负责墓地的装修,李四一只负责把碑做好,至于朝向哪里,如何把墓室修好,则是他们需要考虑的问题了。

李四一遇到的大多数人都挺好的,也有很多吹毛求疵的人,他们看着李四一的,觉得李四一做的墓碑不太符合预期,让李四一重做,重做就重做呗,第二次又说还没有原来的好,李四一的耐心也被他们给磨没了,直接拒绝了,让他们找别的石匠去弄,后面找的石匠又没让他们满意,又回头找李四一,李四一直接让他们走了,没空做了。

有时候李四一也会接到来自工厂的订单,很多工厂厂房开工的时候,都会有个奠基仪式,就是做一个石碑,刻上奠基,然后几个领导模样的人用铁锹往里面铲土,意味着这个工厂要开始开工了。那个奠基石也是出自李四一之手,对于资本家,李四一收费固然得贵一些,这个奠基石,可比人的墓碑贵多了。


Ding-Ding-Dang-Dang, the hammer and chisel of Li Siyi's mobile phone moved on the stone tablet, the sound was like a symphony, along with the afterglow of the sunset, and the crows on the roadside poles occasionally said a few words. Yes, Li Siyi opened a stone tablet shop at the head of the village, specializing in custom-made tombstones for the deceased. Occasionally, he would accept some donations to leave names, that is, the kind of donations made by someone. Li Siyi's shop has tools for cutting large stones. He is with stones all day long. He purchases stones from stone wholesalers, cuts the stones into the required size, and then polishes them carefully, and then engraves the words required by the customer. Some grave stones are irregular, which tests Li Siyi's craftsmanship. He has to cut the stones into temporary prototypes and then splice them. Usually, some customers make reservations in advance when they think someone in their family is dying, and decide on the style of the tombstone for the person who is about to die. As for the information, when the person actually dies, the date, the inscription, and the personal information will be engraved one by one with a chisel. Because of doing this physical work for a long time, Li Siyi's hands are full of calluses, which are all honed by the clanging. There are often expedited orders. There are many people in this world who died suddenly, such as car accidents, sudden accidents in factories, earthquakes. Li Siyi also often receives such orders. Today, when someone is declared dead, his/her family will call Li Siyi. Most of the time, the funeral service company provides Li Siyi's information. Because his tombstone is well made, people in surrounding counties often ask Li Siyi to make tombstones. Li Siyi treats everyone equally. For Li Siyi, the deceased is a tombstone. The way Li Siyi understands them is the epitaph information provided by their families. Some are long, with long epitaphs that record the great achievements of the deceased in this life, and some are short with only a sentence of goodbye next time. Some wealthy people choose tombstones that look very luxurious. A tombstone with stone decorations is almost as good as other people's living rooms. Some people are short of money and only have an ordinary rectangular tombstone left. Some even don't need a tombstone, only a mound of earth, which becomes the end of his life. Of course, Li Siyi is only the stonemason responsible for making the tombstone. As for installation, the customer needs to find a bricklayer and be responsible for the decoration of the cemetery together with the Feng Shui master. Li Siyi is only responsible for making the tombstone. As for where to face it and how to repair the tomb chamber, these are issues they need to consider. Most of the people Li Siyi met were very nice, but there were also many nitpicking people. They looked at Li Siyi and felt that the tombstone he made did not meet their expectations, so they asked Li Siyi to redo it. If he redoed it, he would redo it. The second time, he said it was not as good as the original one. Li Siyi's patience was also worn out by them, and he refused directly, asking them to find other stonemasons to do it. The stonemasons they found later did not satisfy them, so they came back to Li Siyi, and Li Siyi directly asked them to leave, saying that he had no time to do it. Sometimes Li Siyi would receive orders from factories. When many factories started construction, there would be a foundation laying ceremony, which was to make a stone tablet with the words "foundation" engraved on it, and then several leaders would shovel soil into it, which meant that the factory was about to start construction. The foundation stone was also made by Li Siyi. For capitalists, Li Siyi would charge a higher fee, as this foundation stone was much more expensive than a person's tombstone.



李四一是千千世界的每一个人的缩影。

1.李四一的第一份工作

2.李四一的第二份工作之一

3.李四一的第二份工作之二

4.李四一的第三份工作

5.李四一的第四份工作

6.李四一的第五份工作

7.李四一的第六份工作

8.半导体厂化学品泄漏事件

9.半导体厂的小卖部

10.赛博半导体设备维修工

11.开着保时捷拧螺丝的设备工程师

12.机台护卫队

13.退休

14.傻子?抢劫犯?一个错判的冤案

15.半导体厂罢工事件

16.那天李四一按下了EMO

17.李四一和同事上了一个24小时的班

18.李四一的手被Fab厂里的门夹了

19.李四一在无尘室门口当保安

20.李四一是一个农民工

21.消失的无尘室地板

22.开在半导体厂门口的木桶饭

23.李四一在路边卖西瓜

24.李四一被掉落的机台门板砸伤

25.李四一休了个年假

26.李四一替领导背锅被他当众揭穿

27.燃烧的半导体设备

28.半导体厂旁的黄焖鸡

29.李四一是半导体设备幸运之神

30.李四一在高架的立柱上发呆

31.李四一被破碎的硅片划伤

32.李四一为上班猝死的青年送行

33.半导体厂冒烟事件

34.李四一当上了半导体厂董事长

35.半导体厂漏水事件

36.半导体厂电梯停运事件

37.李四一在半导体厂监控室当保安

38.半导体设备工程师夹手事件

39.李四一的精神小伙生活

40.半导体厂门口的烤面筋

41.那个因为半导体厂气体泄漏去世的少年

42.李四一的实习生活

43.李四一把半导体设备的robot拆错了

44.半导体厂旁边的早餐店

45.李四一的工作电脑被抢事件

46.半导体厂旁边的废品回收站

47.李四一普普通通的夜班

48.半导体厂裁员事件

49.半导体厂门口的理发店

50.高楼掉落的建筑材料

51.李四一从天车轨道下坠落

52.被偷盗的故人

53.李四一把PCW的管子撞断了

54.逝去的工人

55.半导体厂旁边的算命摊

56.李四一的眼睛被激光器灼伤

57.半导体厂着火事件

58.半导体厂旁边的盒饭摊

59.半导体厂被抢劫事件

60.李四一被人借钱不还了

61.李四一找到合适的半导体工作了

62.李四一在街上遇见鬼了

63.李四一抬Robot把腰闪了

64.半导体厂失窃的电路板

65.李四一打螺丝的一天

66.半导体设备最强外包-按时修APP

67.李四一把Robot Gripper干碎了

68.李四一在fab更衣室上班

69.李四一被从天而降的FOUP砸伤

70.李四一把半导体设备摔倒了

71.李四一献血记

72.李四一怒斥半导体厂长

73.李四一把厂商临时卡弄坏了

74.宇宙半导体设备工程师修机大赛

75.半导体厂的小卖部 之二

76.李四一在机台上滑落

77.半导体厂气体泄漏事件

78.硅片在半导体设备里炸了

79.李四一开了一家义肢安装铺

80.李四一被逆行的豪车车主打了

81.李四一把半导体设备烧了

82.在电动车上离去的老哥

83.李四一把半导体设备搞漏水了

84.李四一的选择

85.半导体设备发机瘟了

86.李四一的中秋假期

87.台风天和李四一

88.半导体厂的时光机

89.地震中的半导体厂

90.月球上的半导体厂篮球赛

91.李四一被拖欠工资了

92.李四一用错recipe了

93.李四一举办了相亲会名为-芯动的信号

94.李四一把领导的白酒倒掉了

95.李四一把螺丝拧滑牙了

96.李四一与半导体厂长父亲

97.李四一破产记

98.瘫痪的半导体设备

99.李四一把丙酮溅同事眼睛了

100.李四一国庆的第一天

101.李四一的国庆第二天

102.李四一从半导体厂到地府

103.半导体厂的演唱会

104.半导体厂门口的花卷铺子

105.李四一在半导体设备外包公司的生活

李四一的故事,未完待续~


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