李四一在半导体厂拆炸弹

文摘   2025-01-18 07:51   上海  

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李四一在一家安全防卫公司担任排爆拆弹专家一职。随着时代的发展,犯罪分子的手段也随着发展而提高了,过去的炸弹分子通常把炸弹选择安装在人多的地方,威胁人身安全,而如今他们更多地把炸弹安装在各种精密的半导体设备内部,在某个未知的时刻,炸弹在一声巨响中,把厂里的机台炸的四分五裂。
他们化装成厂里的设备维修工人,清洁工,保安,物流配送人员,在各种不同的半导体厂里穿行。李四一的工作,就是和这些破坏分子做斗争,用自己的工作,拯救一个个半导体工厂。当然,工厂得先把钱付了再进行拆弹排爆作业。
在李四一干拆弹专家之前,他被派还去各大半导体设备的培训中心参加了为期三年主流半导体设备的机台结构和设备维护,目的是了解半导体设备基本结构和拆装知识,为后续排爆工作打下坚实的基础。
半导体厂的发展到现在,大多数机器人解决不了的设备问题都是通过按时修APP进行呼叫设备工程师进行真人设备维修。半导体厂招聘的人很少,很多岗位都由AI机器人代替了。
领导一大早拨通了李四一的电话,让李四一去一家12英寸工艺节点0.006nm的半导体工厂,进行光刻机爆炸物排爆工作,他们厂的巡检机器人发现机台内部有一颗定时爆炸物,爆炸半径大约100M,时间只剩下12个小时了。让李四一准备一下工具,前往工厂进行排爆工作。
李四一收拾了一下无尘包,开上飞机,往厂的方向飞去,大概半个小时的机程就到了,李四一在厂上面的停机坪停好飞机,坐了电梯到了无尘室那一层。
李四一穿上防爆服,跟随者厂里的巡检机器人来到了这台光刻机跟前,光刻机旁边是被巡检机器人拆了一地的cover,巡检机器人告诉李四一自己已经拆得差不多了,炸弹装在reticle stage的chuck 上面,李四一抬头看了一下,上面那个炸弹正在倒计时,还有10个小时,李四一让巡检机器人帮忙放首歌,自己先热身一下,然后帮忙把梯子搬过来。
这时候广播放起了命运交响曲,李四一的命运,在此刻,交给了这枚小小的炸弹。李四一爬上工作平台,拿着工具仔细地拆卸chuck的小螺丝,直到炸弹完全漏出来了。
小的纽扣炸弹是用胶水粘在chuck上面的,线和chuck的信号线也是连着的,估计李四一一拆完他们就得在APP里面邀人过来修了吧。
炸弹靠着三根红黄蓝的导线连接,李四一用微型螺丝刀拆开炸弹的小盖子,看到了里面的电路结构,李四一一看,很熟悉,和之前拆的一颗炸弹有点像,他把引爆电路的导线先给拆了,又把计时器的连接电路拆除了,然后把整个chuck连着炸弹端了下来,巡检机器人拍了两张照片,李四一说完工,你处理一下现场吧,chuck我端走了,你们也赶紧叫人过来换chuck吧,巡检机器人点点头,已经叫了,他们还有半个小时到,谢谢您的服务!李四一小心翼翼地端着chuck回到了飞机上,把chuck放到了副驾驶上。开着飞机往海边上飞去,李四一把飞机开到了海面上,看了一圈没有人或者船,就拉高了飞机,给炸弹接了一根引线,点燃扔了下去,李四一又继续把飞机开走了,爆炸声在李四一耳边响起,飞机前面的玻璃还滴上了很多水花,李四一打开了飞机的雨刮器,把玻璃的水花刮干净了。
回到家,李四一打了个电话给老板,说道,今天的工作圆满结束,又是多活了的一天呢!


Li Siyi works as an expert in bomb disposal in a security company. With the development of the times, the means of criminals have also improved. In the past, bombers usually chose to install bombs in crowded places to threaten personal safety, but now they are more likely to install bombs inside various sophisticated semiconductor equipment. At some unknown moment, the bomb blew the machine in the factory to pieces with a loud bang. They disguised themselves as equipment maintenance workers, cleaners, security guards, and logistics distribution personnel in the factory, and walked through various semiconductor factories. Li Siyi's job is to fight these saboteurs and use his work to save semiconductor factories one by one. Of course, the factory has to pay the money before carrying out bomb disposal operations. Before Li Siyi worked as a bomb disposal expert, he was sent to major semiconductor equipment training centers to participate in a three-year machine structure and equipment maintenance of mainstream semiconductor equipment. The purpose was to understand the basic structure and disassembly knowledge of semiconductor equipment, and lay a solid foundation for subsequent bomb disposal work. Up to now, most equipment problems that cannot be solved by robots are repaired by real people through the on-time repair APP to call equipment engineers. Semiconductor factories are hiring very few people, and many positions have been replaced by AI robots. The leader called Li Siyi early in the morning and asked him to go to a 12-inch semiconductor factory with a process node of 0.006nm to carry out explosive disposal work on the lithography machine. The inspection robot in their factory found that there was a timed explosive inside the machine, with an explosion radius of about 100M, and there were only 12 hours left. Li Siyi was asked to prepare the tools and go to the factory to carry out the bomb disposal work. Li Siyi packed up his dust-free bag, got on the plane, and flew towards the factory. It took about half an hour to arrive. Li Siyi parked the plane on the helipad above the factory and took the elevator to the clean room floor. Li Siyi put on the explosion-proof suit and followed the inspection robot in the factory to the photolithography machine. Next to the photolithography machine was a cover that had been dismantled by the inspection robot. The inspection robot told Li Siyi that it had almost dismantled it. The bomb was installed on the chuck of the reticle stage. Li Siyi looked up and saw that the bomb on it was counting down. There were still 10 hours left. Li Siyi asked the inspection robot to help play a song, warm up himself first, and then help move the ladder over. At this time, the radio played the Symphony of Destiny. Li Siyi's fate, at this moment, was handed over to this small bomb. Li Siyi climbed onto the work platform and carefully removed the small screws of the chuck with tools until the bomb completely leaked out. The small button bomb was glued to the chuck with glue, and the wire was also connected to the signal line of the chuck. It is estimated that once Li Siyi dismantled it, they would have to invite someone to come and repair it in the APP. The bomb was connected by three red, yellow and blue wires. Li Siyi used a micro screwdriver to open the small cover of the bomb and saw the circuit structure inside. Li Siyi looked very familiar, a bit like a bomb he had dismantled before. He first dismantled the wires of the detonation circuit, and then dismantled the connection circuit of the timer, and then took down the entire chuck with the bomb. The inspection robot took two photos. Li Siyi said that the work was done and you dealt with the scene. I took the chuck away and you should also call someone to replace the chuck. The inspection robot nodded and said that they had already called and they would arrive in half an hour. Thank you for your service! Li Siyi carefully carried the chuck back to the plane and put it on the co-pilot seat. Flying the plane to the seaside, Li Siyi flew the plane to the sea surface, looked around and found no people or ships, then he pulled the plane up, connected a fuse to the bomb, lit it and threw it down, and then Li Siyi continued to fly the plane away. The explosion sounded in Li Siyi's ears, and a lot of water splashed on the glass in front of the plane. Li Siyi turned on the plane's wipers and wiped the water off the glass. When he got home, Li Siyi called his boss and said that today's work was successfully completed and he lived another day!


李四一是千千世界的每一个人的缩影。

1.李四一的第一份工作

2.李四一的第二份工作之一

3.李四一的第二份工作之二

4.李四一的第三份工作

5.李四一的第四份工作

6.李四一的第五份工作

7.李四一的第六份工作

8.半导体厂化学品泄漏事件

9.半导体厂的小卖部

10.赛博半导体设备维修工

11.开着保时捷拧螺丝的设备工程师

12.机台护卫队

13.退休

14.傻子?抢劫犯?一个错判的冤案

15.半导体厂罢工事件

16.那天李四一按下了EMO

17.李四一和同事上了一个24小时的班

18.李四一的手被Fab厂里的门夹了

19.李四一在无尘室门口当保安

20.李四一是一个农民工

21.消失的无尘室地板

22.开在半导体厂门口的木桶饭

23.李四一在路边卖西瓜

24.李四一被掉落的机台门板砸伤

25.李四一休了个年假

26.李四一替领导背锅被他当众揭穿

27.燃烧的半导体设备

28.半导体厂旁的黄焖鸡

29.李四一是半导体设备幸运之神

30.李四一在高架的立柱上发呆

31.李四一被破碎的硅片划伤

32.李四一为上班猝死的青年送行

33.半导体厂冒烟事件

33.5.半导体厂里丢失的无尘包

34.李四一当上了半导体厂董事长

35.半导体厂漏水事件

36.半导体厂电梯停运事件

37.李四一在半导体厂监控室当保安

38.半导体设备工程师夹手事件

39.李四一的精神小伙生活

40.半导体厂门口的烤面筋

41.那个因为半导体厂气体泄漏去世的少年

42.李四一的实习生活

43.李四一把半导体设备的robot拆错了

44.半导体厂旁边的早餐店

45.李四一的工作电脑被抢事件

46.半导体厂旁边的废品回收站

47.李四一普普通通的夜班

48.半导体厂裁员事件

49.半导体厂门口的理发店

50.高楼掉落的建筑材料

51.李四一从天车轨道下坠落

52.被偷盗的故人

53.李四一把PCW的管子撞断了

54.逝去的工人

55.半导体厂旁边的算命摊

56.李四一的眼睛被激光器灼伤

57.半导体厂着火事件

58.半导体厂旁边的盒饭摊

59.半导体厂被抢劫事件

60.李四一被人借钱不还了

61.李四一找到合适的半导体工作了

62.李四一在街上遇见鬼了

63.李四一抬Robot把腰闪了

64.半导体厂失窃的电路板

65.李四一打螺丝的一天

66.半导体设备最强外包-按时修APP

67.李四一把Robot Gripper干碎了

68.李四一在fab更衣室上班

69.李四一被从天而降的FOUP砸伤

70.李四一把半导体设备摔倒了

71.李四一献血记

72.李四一怒斥半导体厂长

73.李四一把厂商临时卡弄坏了

74.宇宙半导体设备工程师修机大赛

75.半导体厂的小卖部 之二

76.李四一在机台上滑落

77.半导体厂气体泄漏事件

78.硅片在半导体设备里炸了

79.李四一开了一家义肢安装铺

80.李四一被逆行的豪车车主打了

81.李四一把半导体设备烧了

82.在电动车上离去的老哥

83.李四一把半导体设备搞漏水了

84.李四一的选择

85.半导体设备发机瘟了

86.李四一的中秋假期

87.台风天和李四一

88.半导体厂的时光机

89.地震中的半导体厂

90.月球上的半导体厂篮球赛

91.李四一被拖欠工资了

92.李四一用错recipe了

93.李四一举办了相亲会名为-芯动的信号

94.李四一把领导的白酒倒掉了

95.李四一把螺丝拧滑牙了

96.李四一与半导体厂长父亲

97.李四一破产记

98.瘫痪的半导体设备

99.李四一把丙酮溅同事眼睛了

100.李四一国庆的第一天

101.李四一的国庆第二天

102.李四一从半导体厂到地府

103.半导体厂的演唱会

104.半导体厂门口的花卷铺子

105.李四一在半导体设备外包公司的生活

106.李四一在村子里当石匠

107.半导体厂的天车着火了

108.李四一当上半导体公司的领导了

109.李四一在家乡找到半导体工作了

110.李四一又开始在半导体的海洋漂泊了

111.半导体厂旁边捡垃圾的小六

112.半导体厂的游乐园

113.李四一发现厂里准分子激光器漏气了

114.半导体厂食堂的臭僵尸肉

115.李四一修离子注入机的一天

116.半导体厂爆炸的RTP设备

117.李四一手腕被机台砸了

118.李四一把半导体厂领导举报了

119.李四一成无业游民了

120.半导体厂旁边的快餐店

121.半导体厂的小卖部 之三

122.半导体设备上掉落的光罩

123.李四一在半导体厂做安检

124.半导体厂倒闭事件

125.半导体厂长李四一下岗事件

126.半导体厂的动物饲养员

127.半导体厂的游戏高手

128.半导体厂的DJ打碟者

129.李四一在开网约车

130.李四一当上总统了

131.海上的半导体厂

132.李四一被裁员了

133.李四一入狱记

134.李四一在夜班徘徊

135.李四一入狱记 二

136.李四一入狱记 三

137.李四一入狱记 四

138.李四一入狱记 五

139.李四一入狱记 六

140.李四一入狱记 七

141.半导体厂漂浮的particle

142.李四一把3/32号内六角落机台了

143.Semi Dance 被举报了

144.李四一的一次成功投资

145.李四一在半导体厂当门卫

146.李四一入狱记 八

147.李四一被半导体厂拖欠工资了

148.李四一在半导体厂换loadport

149.李四一在机台里捡到一只螺丝刀

150.李四一为离开的青年送行

151.李四一在金矿当矿工

152.李四一把抽烟的人放进Fab了

153.李四一在半导体设备清淤泥(中英)

154.李四一把fab门口的卫生间门拆了

155.海上的半导体厂 之二

156.李四一的公司被被制裁了

157.Semi Dance 又又被举报了!

158.李四一入狱记 八

159.李四一在街头遇见被人收留的女人

160.李四一在半导体厂量设备尺寸

161.李四一在街头的商店卖寿衣

162.李四一把半导体设备recipe弄没了

163.李四一在停车费价格的听证会上

164.李四一修理半导体设备时的幻觉

165.半导体厂边上的灭虫公司

166.李四一在大街上捡废品

167.半导体设备在平台上摔下来了

168.月球上的半导体厂 -保卫战

169.半导体厂旁边的草莓园

170.李四一在半导体厂换天线

171.李四一拆了跑货机台的零件

172.半导体厂旁边的手抓饼

173.四一集成电路的故事 九

174.半导体厂旁边的放牛人

175.四一集成电路的故事 十

176.李四一在哥伦布当建筑工人

177.李四一把LOTO的锁打开了

178.李四一在半导体厂换FFU

179.半导体厂的泼水节

180.丢失的半导体设备地脚和门板

181.李四一在半导体厂换镜片

182.咳嗽的外卖小哥

183.李四一把高架地板丢到subfab 了

184.半导体厂硫酸泄漏事件

185.李四一把值班手机掉路上了

186.李四一因为下班早被领导约谈了

187.李四一被职场骚扰了

188.李四一被骗到金三角的半导体厂了

189.半导体厂的炉管设备爆炸了

190.头痛医脚,李四一把机台软件问题当硬件修了

191.李四一年会中彩票了,奖金800万

192.李四一在机台里面呕吐

193.李四一开的半导体设备运输车着火了

194.李四一在半导体厂当风水师

195.半导体厂门口的小商店

196.李四一工作的半导体厂讨薪事件

李四一的故事,未完待续~




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