李四一在半导体厂当风水师

文摘 2025-01-15 07:48 陕西

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李四一在高中毕业以后，由于分数不够上本科，只能报考一所随缘录取的民办院校-高等道士修炼学院，顾名思义，是一所培训道士的学院，以后的就业方向也很广，个体算命摆摊，公司录取做风水师，再不济就留在学院任教。

李四一也算是有缘，500个参考的学生中，就李四一和师傅随缘上了，师傅在录取考试过程中，看中了李四一的命理，觉得李四一是一个可造之才，便直接收下了，学费不用，住宿费也不用，李四一就这样当上了一名年轻的道士学徒。

学院里教的的西很杂，有强身健体的道士拳，有给房屋工厂看风水，也有看八字，替人算命，为了与时俱进也要学习一些高科技东西，如工程制图，半导体制造技术，机械原理……

李四一觉得这个大学上的还挺值的，别人花一分钱只能上一个专业，李四一这一下子学了好多。

毕业以后，李四一通过老师介绍，去了一家还在新建的半导体厂应聘风水师一职，入职面试是直接去半导体厂工地去考察一下他们的建设情况。

李四一和师傅，一众面试的道士一起带上了安全帽来到了工厂，工厂随处可见带着安全帽，穿着反光马甲，背着那种透明背包的农民工，他们的脸上挂着疲惫的神情，左脚右脚交替着往前吃力地行走，仿佛不是去上班，而是去干一件很痛苦的事情一样。

李四一发现工厂周围山挺多的，处于这片区域的低洼处，李四一向厂领导提出，工厂这边处于低洼处，这样的地势容易聚集阴气，可工厂的选址又不可能变，李四一建议他们在厂面前做一处假山，这样工厂就立于山巅，必能成为半导体制造行业的一颗明星了。

厂领导听得头头是道，让秘书赶紧吧这个想法记录下来。接着他们又带着道士去了无尘室更衣室，换上无尘服，李四一走进了车间，车间里的人很多，有在安装设备的，有在高处安装天车轨道的，李四一看这个无尘室的主要通道对着主机台光刻机的位置。李四一便建议厂领导，车间内的主要通道不能直冲车间大门或者重要设备。这种直冲的格局被认为是“煞气”通道，可能会导致生产过程中的意外中断，比如设备故障、人员受伤等情况。

厂领导一听，有种恍然大悟的感觉，让秘书赶紧记下来。

还有你们厂也太乱了，车间内的工具机器设备应该摆放要整齐有序，避免杂乱无章。整齐的设备布局在风水上被认为能够形成良好的气场循环，有利于生产的顺利进行。如果设备东倒西歪、工具乱放，一开可能导致，通道堵塞，也象征着生产流程混乱，容易出现质量问题和安全事故，建议你们整改一下。

厂领导当即决定把李四一给录取了，李四一师傅笑着看着李四一，说了一句，恭喜，便离开了李四一。

厂里给李四一分配了一间单人宿舍，给李四一安排了一个HR的挂职，也不负责招聘，不负责员工关系，更多时候李四一在办公室放松休闲。

最近机台坏的比较多，李四一也被厂领导叫进了fab，想问问李四一有没有什么看法，或者拯救措施，再这么down下去公司也要破产了。

破产？没那么夸张吧，你们少拿点钱不比设备维修费用贵？

李四一走进了fab，看着fab里面down掉的5台设备，用手一台一台地摸过去，掐指一算，给厂领导指了条路，叫他们拿来五张无尘纸，李四一用无尘笔画了5张符让他们贴上面去。接着李四一拿出套了保鲜膜的木剑，开始在每个机台上面点了几下，正在维修那些机台的人开心的说，机台可以正常运转了！

厂领导感谢了李四一的施法，李四一说，是你们的EE厉害，我只是给他们个心理暗示而已，你应该多给他们发点工资！

李四一和领导说，我走了，李四一轻轻往上一跳，拉住了一辆天车，天车把李四一送到了门口，李四一回到办公室，等待着新一天的下班了……

After graduating from high school, Li Siyi could only apply for a private college that accepts students randomly because his score was not high enough to go to college. As the name suggests, it is a college that trains Taoists. The future employment direction is also very wide. Individual fortune-telling stalls, companies recruiting Feng Shui masters, and even if they are not good enough, they can stay in the college to teach. Li Siyi is also a matter of fate. Among the 500 students who took the exam, only Li Siyi and his master were selected by chance. During the admission examination, the master took a fancy to Li Siyi's numerology and thought that Li Siyi was a talent that could be cultivated, so he directly accepted him without tuition or accommodation fees. Li Siyi became a young Taoist apprentice. The college teaches a variety of things, including Taoist boxing for physical fitness, Feng Shui for houses and factories, fortune-telling for people, and in order to keep up with the times, you must also learn some high-tech things, such as engineering drawing, semiconductor manufacturing technology, mechanical principles... Li Siyi thinks that this university is worth it. Others can only study one major for one cent, but Li Siyi has learned a lot all at once. After graduation, Li Siyi was introduced by his teacher to apply for the position of Feng Shui master in a newly built semiconductor factory. The job interview was to go directly to the semiconductor factory site to inspect their construction situation. Li Siyi, his master, and a group of Taoist priests who were interviewed came to the factory wearing safety helmets. Migrant workers wearing safety helmets, reflective vests, and transparent backpacks were everywhere in the factory. They had tired expressions on their faces, and they walked forward with difficulty, alternating between left and right feet, as if they were not going to work, but to do something very painful. Li Siyi found that there were many mountains around the factory, and it was in the low-lying area of this area. Li Siyi proposed to the factory leaders that the factory was in a low-lying area, and such terrain was easy to gather yin energy, but the location of the factory could not be changed. Li Siyi suggested that they build a rockery in front of the factory, so that the factory would stand on the top of the mountain and would surely become a star in the semiconductor manufacturing industry. The factory leaders listened very well and asked the secretary to quickly record this idea. Then they took the Taoist priest to the clean room dressing room, changed into clean clothes, and Li Siyi walked into the workshop. There were many people in the workshop, some were installing equipment, and some were installing overhead crane tracks at a high place. Li Siyi saw that the main passage of this clean room was facing the location of the main machine photolithography machine. Li Siyi suggested to the factory leaders that the main passage in the workshop should not directly face the workshop door or important equipment. This kind of direct pattern is considered to be a "bad luck" passage, which may cause unexpected interruptions in the production process, such as equipment failure, personnel injury, etc. When the factory leaders heard it, they felt a sense of sudden enlightenment and asked the secretary to write it down quickly. Also, your factory is too messy. The tools, machines and equipment in the workshop should be placed neatly and orderly to avoid chaos. In Feng Shui, a neat equipment layout is believed to form a good aura circulation, which is conducive to the smooth progress of production. If the equipment is tilted and the tools are placed randomly, it may cause the passage to be blocked once it is turned on. It also symbolizes that the production process is chaotic and prone to quality problems and safety accidents. It is recommended that you make some corrections. The factory leader immediately decided to admit Li Siyi. Li Siyi smiled at Li Siyi, said congratulations, and left. The factory assigned Li Siyi a single dormitory and arranged a temporary HR position for him. He was not responsible for recruitment or employee relations. Most of the time, Li Siyi relaxed in the office. Recently, many machines broke down, and Li Siyi was called into the fab by the factory leader. He wanted to ask Li Siyi if he had any opinions or rescue measures. If the company continued to go down like this, it would go bankrupt. Bankruptcy? It's not that exaggerated, right? Isn't it more expensive to take less money than the equipment maintenance cost? Li Siyi walked into the fab and looked at the five broken machines in the fab. He touched them one by one with his hands, counted with his fingers, and pointed out a way for the factory leader. He asked them to bring five sheets of dust-free paper. Li Siyi drew five talismans with a dust-free pen and asked them to stick them on. Then Li Siyi took out a wooden sword wrapped in plastic wrap and began to tap each machine. The people who were repairing the machines said happily that the machines could operate normally! The factory leader thanked Li Siyi for his magic. Li Siyi said, your EE is awesome. I just gave them a psychological hint. You should pay them more! Li Siyi told the leader, I'm leaving. Li Siyi jumped up lightly and pulled a crane. The crane sent Li Siyi to the door. Li Siyi returned to the office and waited for the end of the new day...