半导体厂食堂的臭僵尸肉

文摘   2024-10-20 00:17   陕西  

李四一和同事最近发现食堂的黄焖鸡块,口味有点重,比往常的要咸一些,辣一些,麻一些。

李四一想着该不会是这个肉是僵尸肉吧,李四一在电视上也看过一些关于僵尸肉的报道,肉的年龄比李四一工作的年龄还长很多。李四一把这个想法和同事说了一下,会不会是用的坏肉,李四一把肉块放到清水里面刷了一下,一闻直接想吐。这是人吃的吗!

李四一和同事跑到食堂窗口质问阿姨,阿姨也一脸茫然,她就负责打饭的,并不是负责采购的。李四一和同事闯进食堂的厨房,找找看食材,李四一把手机的摄像头贴纸一撕,开始录像,他翻找了一番,在冰柜里找出了一大包冷冻鸡块,上面写的日期2004年出厂,李四一这个厂在2004年的时候还是一块村子里的土房子呢,这下食堂用僵尸肉是跑不了了。 

这时候食堂经理跑了过来,让李四一别找事。李四一大喊,食堂用僵尸臭肉啦,大家过来看一看,食堂经理要打人了。这时候李四一领导走了过来,劝李四一别管闲事了,这个食堂经理是厂董事会的亲戚,别把工作跑没了的,反正你拍了视频,把视频发厂里的大群里吧。下午还进fab换robot呢。李四一点了发送,直接把僵尸肉视频发大群了,并且@了一下厂长。

厂长说会安排一个听证会,讨论一下食堂的问题。第二天,厂里就安排了食堂经理,厨师,来讨论僵尸肉的问题,食堂经理表示是他们这边没有做好审核,已经把菜品外包供应商换了一家,请大家以后放心吃。

怪不得食堂很少见到厂大领导过来吃东西,可能他们早就知道食堂里面的肉都是僵尸肉吧。也就是工厂学校的食堂能这样,换做其他的食堂,估计借他们10个胆,也不敢这么干。

员工们无奈,吃都吃了,也没吃出什么问题,去报告也整不了证据什么的,搞不好工作都丢了。只能说少去食堂吃吧,去厂门口吃三轮车上的移动便当得了。

李四一手一贱,查询了食堂经理的厂领导亲戚,发现他的旗下关联了几十家企业,有半导体工厂,还有餐饮公司,还有学校……,果然没良心的人能干大事。

这时候李四一的值班手机又响了,设备,赶快进来看看,3号机怎么停了?李四一顾不上午饭了,往fab里面奔入。



Li Siyi and his colleagues recently found that the braised chicken nuggets in the cafeteria had a strong taste, which was saltier, spicier, and more numb than usual. Li Siyi wondered if the meat was zombie meat. Li Siyi had also seen some reports about zombie meat on TV. The meat was much older than Li Siyi's working age. Li Siyi told his colleagues about this idea. Was it bad meat? Li Siyi put the meat nuggets in clean water and rinsed them. He wanted to vomit as soon as he smelled it. Is this for human consumption? Li Siyi and his colleagues ran to the cafeteria window to question the auntie. The auntie also looked confused. She was responsible for serving food, not purchasing. Li Siyi and his colleagues broke into the cafeteria kitchen to look for ingredients. Li Siyi tore off the camera sticker on his mobile phone and started recording. He searched for a while and found a large bag of frozen chicken nuggets in the freezer. The date on it was 2004. Li Siyi's factory was still a mud house in the village in 2004. It was inevitable that the cafeteria used zombie meat. At this time, the canteen manager came over and told Li Siyi not to make trouble. Li Siyi shouted that the canteen was using smelly zombie meat, and everyone should come and have a look. The canteen manager was about to hit someone. At this time, Li Siyi’s leader came over and advised Li Siyi not to meddle in other people’s business. This canteen manager was a relative of the factory board of directors, and he should not lose his job. Anyway, you took a video, so just send it to the factory group. I went to fab to change robots in the afternoon. Li Siyi clicked send, and directly sent the zombie meat video to the group, and @ed the factory director. The factory director said that he would arrange a hearing to discuss the canteen’s problems. The next day, the factory arranged for the canteen manager and the chef to discuss the zombie meat problem. The canteen manager said that they did not do a good job of review and had changed the outsourcing supplier of the dishes. Please feel free to eat it in the future. No wonder the canteen rarely sees the factory leaders coming to eat. Maybe they have known for a long time that the meat in the canteen is zombie meat. Only the canteens in factories and schools can do this. If it were other canteens, they probably wouldn't dare to do this even if they had ten guts. The employees were helpless. They had eaten and nothing had happened. They couldn't get any evidence if they reported it, and they might even lose their jobs. They could only say that they should eat less in the canteen and eat the mobile lunch boxes on the tricycles at the factory gate. Li Siyi was so naive that he checked the canteen manager's relatives of the factory leaders and found that he was associated with dozens of companies, including semiconductor factories, catering companies, and schools... Sure enough, people without conscience can do great things. At this time, Li Siyi's on-duty mobile phone rang again, "Equipment, come in and take a look, why is machine No. 3 stopped?" Li Siyi didn't care about lunch and ran into the fab.


李四一是千千世界的每一个人的缩影。

1.李四一的第一份工作

2.李四一的第二份工作之一

3.李四一的第二份工作之二

4.李四一的第三份工作

5.李四一的第四份工作

6.李四一的第五份工作

7.李四一的第六份工作

8.半导体厂化学品泄漏事件

9.半导体厂的小卖部

10.赛博半导体设备维修工

11.开着保时捷拧螺丝的设备工程师

12.机台护卫队

13.退休

14.傻子?抢劫犯?一个错判的冤案

15.半导体厂罢工事件

16.那天李四一按下了EMO

17.李四一和同事上了一个24小时的班

18.李四一的手被Fab厂里的门夹了

19.李四一在无尘室门口当保安

20.李四一是一个农民工

21.消失的无尘室地板

22.开在半导体厂门口的木桶饭

23.李四一在路边卖西瓜

24.李四一被掉落的机台门板砸伤

25.李四一休了个年假

26.李四一替领导背锅被他当众揭穿

27.燃烧的半导体设备

28.半导体厂旁的黄焖鸡

29.李四一是半导体设备幸运之神

30.李四一在高架的立柱上发呆

31.李四一被破碎的硅片划伤

32.李四一为上班猝死的青年送行

33.半导体厂冒烟事件

34.李四一当上了半导体厂董事长

35.半导体厂漏水事件

36.半导体厂电梯停运事件

37.李四一在半导体厂监控室当保安

38.半导体设备工程师夹手事件

39.李四一的精神小伙生活

40.半导体厂门口的烤面筋

41.那个因为半导体厂气体泄漏去世的少年

42.李四一的实习生活

43.李四一把半导体设备的robot拆错了

44.半导体厂旁边的早餐店

45.李四一的工作电脑被抢事件

46.半导体厂旁边的废品回收站

47.李四一普普通通的夜班

48.半导体厂裁员事件

49.半导体厂门口的理发店

50.高楼掉落的建筑材料

51.李四一从天车轨道下坠落

52.被偷盗的故人

53.李四一把PCW的管子撞断了

54.逝去的工人

55.半导体厂旁边的算命摊

56.李四一的眼睛被激光器灼伤

57.半导体厂着火事件

58.半导体厂旁边的盒饭摊

59.半导体厂被抢劫事件

60.李四一被人借钱不还了

61.李四一找到合适的半导体工作了

62.李四一在街上遇见鬼了

63.李四一抬Robot把腰闪了

64.半导体厂失窃的电路板

65.李四一打螺丝的一天

66.半导体设备最强外包-按时修APP

67.李四一把Robot Gripper干碎了

68.李四一在fab更衣室上班

69.李四一被从天而降的FOUP砸伤

70.李四一把半导体设备摔倒了

71.李四一献血记

72.李四一怒斥半导体厂长

73.李四一把厂商临时卡弄坏了

74.宇宙半导体设备工程师修机大赛

75.半导体厂的小卖部 之二

76.李四一在机台上滑落

77.半导体厂气体泄漏事件

78.硅片在半导体设备里炸了

79.李四一开了一家义肢安装铺

80.李四一被逆行的豪车车主打了

81.李四一把半导体设备烧了

82.在电动车上离去的老哥

83.李四一把半导体设备搞漏水了

84.李四一的选择

85.半导体设备发机瘟了

86.李四一的中秋假期

87.台风天和李四一

88.半导体厂的时光机

89.地震中的半导体厂

90.月球上的半导体厂篮球赛

91.李四一被拖欠工资了

92.李四一用错recipe了

93.李四一举办了相亲会名为-芯动的信号

94.李四一把领导的白酒倒掉了

95.李四一把螺丝拧滑牙了

96.李四一与半导体厂长父亲

97.李四一破产记

98.瘫痪的半导体设备

99.李四一把丙酮溅同事眼睛了

100.李四一国庆的第一天

101.李四一的国庆第二天

102.李四一从半导体厂到地府

103.半导体厂的演唱会

104.半导体厂门口的花卷铺子

105.李四一在半导体设备外包公司的生活

106.李四一在村子里当石匠

107.半导体厂的天车着火了

108.李四一当上半导体公司的领导了

109.李四一在家乡找到半导体工作了

110.李四一又开始在半导体的海洋漂泊了

111.半导体厂旁边捡垃圾的小六

112.半导体厂的游乐园

113.李四一发现厂里准分子激光器漏气了

李四一的故事,未完待续~


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一个爱跳舞的半导体民工~
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