半导体厂的演唱会

文摘   2024-10-04 07:44   陕西  

李四一毕业就凭借着打得一手好螺丝的手艺加入了一家全宇宙待遇最好,技术最强的技术节点主打0.0083nm的半导体工厂。

为什么说待遇最好呢?是因为这家半导体厂已经摆脱靠压榨员工的剩余劳动力价值的黑心工厂手段,让员工真正地有付出就有收获,如果是员工觉得太累,他们会找自己厂里的原因,是不是人没招够,还是排班方式有问题。他们的夜班值班工程师也已经替换成了人行机器人值班,机器人处理不了的,白班的人再去解决。况且厂里机台丰富,坏了几台也没那么急着复原。

最近有个大明星要来开演唱会,李四一还叫了好几个朋友帮忙抢票,到了抢票的日子,毫无悬念,李四一没抢到,只能放弃了,李四一一问同事,大多数人也没抢到演唱会门票,不知道是谁给厂领导透露过这个演唱会门票难抢的消息,又或者是领导自己也没抢到门票,厂领导还发布了一个关于邀请xxx国际巨星来厂开演唱会慰问工人的活动,李四一一看,这个明星也是非常有名的歌星,演唱的歌曲也是很多都声入人心。李四一投下了同意的票。

半导体厂效率就是高,李四一一大早进厂便看到厂里贴的公告,原来领导真把这个歌星请到半导体厂开开演唱会了,为了不占用工人的周末休息时间,他们还把演唱会的时间定在了周五的下午两点开始,地点就在半导体厂车间里面。

演唱会来临的日子,全厂的男女老少欢声笑语,带着家眷,进了半导体厂,车间外面是月球请过来的薄膜工程师为每一个进入半导体车间的员工和家属镀上一层无尘膜,方便进车间听演唱会。

而歌星也要早早地来到了车间,等待观众的到来,陆陆续续两点的时候,歌星宣布演唱会正式开始。观众有坐在无尘地板上的,有站在机台上的,他们听完了一首又一首的好听的歌曲,歌声短暂地治愈了这些工人的疲倦,演唱会结束的时候,听众还是意犹未尽,李四一的厂领导承诺,每年都会请一名歌手来厂表演,厂里的工人和家属欢呼起来,笑声,歌声,充满了这个大的无边无际的半导体厂……

As soon as Li Si graduated, he joined a semiconductor factory with the best treatment and the most advanced technology in the universe, focusing on the 0.0083nm technology node, relying on his skill of screwing. Why is the treatment the best? Because this semiconductor factory has gotten rid of the black-hearted factory methods of squeezing the surplus labor value of employees, so that employees can really get what they pay for. If employees feel too tired, they will look for the reasons in their own factory, whether they have not recruited enough people or there is a problem with the scheduling method. Their night shift engineers have also been replaced by human-operated robots. If the robots cannot handle it, the day shift people will solve it. Besides, there are many machines in the factory, and there is no rush to restore them if a few are broken. Recently, a big star is going to hold a concert. Li Siyi also asked several friends to help grab tickets. On the day of grabbing tickets, Li Siyi did not get any tickets, so he had to give up. Li Siyi asked his colleagues one by one, and most of them did not get tickets for the concert. I don’t know who told the factory leaders that it was difficult to get tickets for the concert, or maybe the leaders themselves did not get tickets. The factory leaders also announced an activity about inviting xxx international superstars to hold concerts in the factory to comfort the workers. Li Siyi saw that this star was also a very famous singer, and many of the songs he sang were also very touching. Li Siyi voted in favor. The efficiency of semiconductor factories is high. Li Siyi saw the announcement posted in the factory when he entered the factory early in the morning. It turned out that the leaders really invited this singer to hold a concert in the semiconductor factory. In order not to occupy the workers’ weekend rest time, they also set the time of the concert at 2 pm on Friday, and the venue was in the semiconductor factory workshop. On the day of the concert, men, women, young and old in the factory were laughing and talking, and brought their families into the semiconductor factory. Outside the workshop, the thin film engineers invited by Yueliang coated each employee and their family members who entered the semiconductor workshop with a layer of dust-free film to facilitate entering the workshop to listen to the concert. The singer also came to the workshop early to wait for the audience to arrive. At two o'clock, the singer announced the official start of the concert. The audience sat on the dust-free floor and stood on the machine. They listened to one beautiful song after another. The singing temporarily cured the fatigue of these workers. At the end of the concert, the audience was still reluctant to leave. Li Siyi's factory leader promised to invite a singer to perform in the factory every year. The workers and their families in the factory cheered, and laughter and singing filled this large and boundless semiconductor factory...


李四一是千千世界的每一个人的缩影。

1.李四一的第一份工作

2.李四一的第二份工作之一

3.李四一的第二份工作之二

4.李四一的第三份工作

5.李四一的第四份工作

6.李四一的第五份工作

7.李四一的第六份工作

8.半导体厂化学品泄漏事件

9.半导体厂的小卖部

10.赛博半导体设备维修工

11.开着保时捷拧螺丝的设备工程师

12.机台护卫队

13.退休

14.傻子?抢劫犯?一个错判的冤案

15.半导体厂罢工事件

16.那天李四一按下了EMO

17.李四一和同事上了一个24小时的班

18.李四一的手被Fab厂里的门夹了

19.李四一在无尘室门口当保安

20.李四一是一个农民工

21.消失的无尘室地板

22.开在半导体厂门口的木桶饭

23.李四一在路边卖西瓜

24.李四一被掉落的机台门板砸伤

25.李四一休了个年假

26.李四一替领导背锅被他当众揭穿

27.燃烧的半导体设备

28.半导体厂旁的黄焖鸡

29.李四一是半导体设备幸运之神

30.李四一在高架的立柱上发呆

31.李四一被破碎的硅片划伤

32.李四一为上班猝死的青年送行

33.半导体厂冒烟事件

34.李四一当上了半导体厂董事长

35.半导体厂漏水事件

36.半导体厂电梯停运事件

37.李四一在半导体厂监控室当保安

38.半导体设备工程师夹手事件

39.李四一的精神小伙生活

40.半导体厂门口的烤面筋

41.那个因为半导体厂气体泄漏去世的少年

42.李四一的实习生活

43.李四一把半导体设备的robot拆错了

44.半导体厂旁边的早餐店

45.李四一的工作电脑被抢事件

46.半导体厂旁边的废品回收站

47.李四一普普通通的夜班

48.半导体厂裁员事件

49.半导体厂门口的理发店

50.高楼掉落的建筑材料

51.李四一从天车轨道下坠落

52.被偷盗的故人

53.李四一把PCW的管子撞断了

54.逝去的工人

55.半导体厂旁边的算命摊

56.李四一的眼睛被激光器灼伤

57.半导体厂着火事件

58.半导体厂旁边的盒饭摊

59.半导体厂被抢劫事件

60.李四一被人借钱不还了

61.李四一找到合适的半导体工作了

62.李四一在街上遇见鬼了

63.李四一抬Robot把腰闪了

64.半导体厂失窃的电路板

65.李四一打螺丝的一天

66.半导体设备最强外包-按时修APP

67.李四一把Robot Gripper干碎了

68.李四一在fab更衣室上班

69.李四一被从天而降的FOUP砸伤

70.李四一把半导体设备摔倒了

71.李四一献血记

72.李四一怒斥半导体厂长

73.李四一把厂商临时卡弄坏了

74.宇宙半导体设备工程师修机大赛

75.半导体厂的小卖部 之二

76.李四一在机台上滑落

77.半导体厂气体泄漏事件

78.硅片在半导体设备里炸了

79.李四一开了一家义肢安装铺

80.李四一被逆行的豪车车主打了

81.李四一把半导体设备烧了

82.在电动车上离去的老哥

83.李四一把半导体设备搞漏水了

84.李四一的选择

85.半导体设备发机瘟了

86.李四一的中秋假期

87.台风天和李四一

88.半导体厂的时光机

89.地震中的半导体厂

90.月球上的半导体厂篮球赛

91.李四一被拖欠工资了

92.李四一用错recipe了

93.李四一举办了相亲会名为-芯动的信号

94.李四一把领导的白酒倒掉了

95.李四一把螺丝拧滑牙了

96.李四一与半导体厂长父亲

97.李四一破产记

98.瘫痪的半导体设备

99.李四一把丙酮溅同事眼睛了

100.李四一国庆的第一天

101.李四一的国庆第二天

102.李四一从半导体厂到地府

李四一的故事,未完待续~


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