半导体厂的游乐园

文摘   2024-10-18 08:29   陕西  

那是一场席卷全球金融风暴,让世界上的人失去了消费欲望,车子,手机,各类的电子产品堆积在仓库里,无人问津。

半导体厂也失去了他们原本的作用,接不到订单,每天巨额的运营开支,让厂里管理人员只能把半导体厂关停,遣散了大部分员工。李四一作为厂里资深设备工程师,也列入了下岗名单里面,设备不运行,直接简单地按下了关机键,也就没设备工程师什么事了。

李四一拿了公司给的离职补偿,离开了公司,开始步入失业大军的行列。行业不景气,李四一听说很多半导体厂都相继关停了,有的就留了一个保安在拿看大门。

失业总得搞点什么事做吧,不然那不得活活饿死,李四一决定开始拿起蛇皮袋,和大妈大叔一起走上街头捡废品卖。可这一行,竞争也挺激烈的,李四一已经看到过好几个厂里的一同下岗的年轻人一起在街上捡废品了,他们相视一笑,互相交换了自己蛇皮袋里面的废品,有铜线,有铁丝,也有易拉罐。

就这样捡了一段时间的垃圾,李四一走到曾经工作的半导体厂附近,发现竟然贴出了招聘广告,不过公司名字已经由XX集成电路制造厂,变成了XX半导体体验乐园。

原来有一家公司把厂子收购了了,改造成半导体游乐园,招聘乐园设备维护工人若干名,李四一赶紧前去报名了,面试也挺快的,面试官让李四一进厂把一台设备电开起来完成初始化就直接录取了。工资的话3500一个月,李四一想着终于不用捡废品了,每个月刨去开销还能剩一些。

李四一就这样入职了体验乐园,来乐园的消费的人肯定和李四一不是一个阶层的,他们没受过苦,想体验一下打螺丝的乐趣,李四一为游客讲解设备的构造,亲自带领游客一步步体验打螺丝的乐趣,打完螺丝在食堂来一份大排饭,李四一的工作基本上就结束了。

李四一有时候也会遇上一些好学的客人,想体验更换大零件,一个更换过程就得24小时,李四一也不得不加班陪着他们拧螺丝,李四一这一刻仿佛回到了那个半导体兴盛的时代,在拿着值班电话,穿着无尘服,在嘈杂的无尘室里面流着汗水。

游客的叫声打断了李四一,说想坐一下OHT小车,游览一下整个fab,是的OHT也由搬运Foup和reticle变成了fab观光车,李四一调了一辆OHT过来,之间OHT往下一放,抓住游客带的安全头盔,就往上提。

李四一朝着游客喊了一声,祝你观光愉快,OHT便带着游客飞速在整个半导体厂运转。

也有的游客有洁癖,李四一便带他们体验擦机台的项目,他们拿着紫光灯照着机台内部,把每个角落擦得完全一点灰尘都没有才罢休。

李四一,就这样一天天地服务着这些愿意花钱找罪受的游客,直到退休……

It was a global financial storm that made people lose their desire to consume. Cars, mobile phones, and all kinds of electronic products were piled up in warehouses, with no one interested. Semiconductor factories also lost their original functions. They could not receive orders. The huge daily operating expenses forced the factory managers to shut down the semiconductor factories and lay off most of the employees. Li Siyi, as a senior equipment engineer in the factory, was also included in the list of laid-offs. The equipment did not run, and he simply pressed the shutdown button, so there was nothing for the equipment engineer to do. Li Siyi took the severance pay from the company, left the company, and began to join the ranks of the unemployed. The industry was in recession. Li Siyi heard that many semiconductor factories had been closed one after another, and some left a security guard to watch the gate. If you are unemployed, you have to do something, otherwise you will starve to death. Li Siyi decided to pick up snakeskin bags and go to the streets with aunts and uncles to pick up waste and sell them. But the competition in this industry is quite fierce. Li Siyi has seen several young people who were laid off from the same factory picking up waste on the street. They smiled at each other and exchanged the waste in their snakeskin bags, including copper wire, iron wire, and cans. After picking up garbage for a while, Li Siyi walked to the semiconductor factory where he used to work and found that there was a recruitment advertisement posted, but the company name had changed from XX Integrated Circuit Manufacturing Factory to XX Semiconductor Experience Park. It turned out that a company had acquired the factory and transformed it into a semiconductor amusement park, recruiting a number of equipment maintenance workers for the park. Li Siyi hurried to sign up, and the interview was quite fast. The interviewer asked Li Siyi to enter the factory to power on a piece of equipment and complete the initialization, and then he was directly accepted. As for the salary, it was 3,500 yuan a month. Li Siyi thought that he finally didn't have to pick up waste, and he could still have some money left after deducting expenses every month. Li Siyi joined the experience park in this way. The consumers who come to the park are definitely not from the same class as Li Siyi. They have never suffered and want to experience the fun of screwing. Li Siyi explains the structure of the equipment to tourists and personally leads tourists to experience the fun of screwing step by step. After screwing, they have a big plate of rice in the cafeteria. Li Siyi's work is basically over. Li Siyi sometimes encounters some studious guests who want to experience the replacement of large parts. A replacement process takes 24 hours. Li Siyi has to work overtime to accompany them to screw. At this moment, Li Siyi seems to have returned to the era of the prosperity of semiconductors. He is holding the duty phone, wearing dust-free clothes, and sweating in the noisy clean room. The shouts of tourists interrupted Li Siyi, saying that he wanted to take an OHT car and tour the entire fab. Yes, OHT has also changed from carrying Foup and reticle to a fab sightseeing car. Li Siyi transferred an OHT over, put the OHT down, grabbed the safety helmet worn by the tourists, and lifted it up. Li Siyi shouted to the tourists, "Have a nice sightseeing!", and OHT took the tourists to run around the entire semiconductor factory at high speed. Some tourists were obsessed with mysophobia, so Li Siyi took them to experience the project of cleaning the machine. They held a purple light to shine on the inside of the machine, and only stopped when every corner was completely free of dust. Li Siyi served these tourists who were willing to pay for trouble day by day until he retired...


李四一是千千世界的每一个人的缩影。

1.李四一的第一份工作

2.李四一的第二份工作之一

3.李四一的第二份工作之二

4.李四一的第三份工作

5.李四一的第四份工作

6.李四一的第五份工作

7.李四一的第六份工作

8.半导体厂化学品泄漏事件

9.半导体厂的小卖部

10.赛博半导体设备维修工

11.开着保时捷拧螺丝的设备工程师

12.机台护卫队

13.退休

14.傻子?抢劫犯?一个错判的冤案

15.半导体厂罢工事件

16.那天李四一按下了EMO

17.李四一和同事上了一个24小时的班

18.李四一的手被Fab厂里的门夹了

19.李四一在无尘室门口当保安

20.李四一是一个农民工

21.消失的无尘室地板

22.开在半导体厂门口的木桶饭

23.李四一在路边卖西瓜

24.李四一被掉落的机台门板砸伤

25.李四一休了个年假

26.李四一替领导背锅被他当众揭穿

27.燃烧的半导体设备

28.半导体厂旁的黄焖鸡

29.李四一是半导体设备幸运之神

30.李四一在高架的立柱上发呆

31.李四一被破碎的硅片划伤

32.李四一为上班猝死的青年送行

33.半导体厂冒烟事件

34.李四一当上了半导体厂董事长

35.半导体厂漏水事件

36.半导体厂电梯停运事件

37.李四一在半导体厂监控室当保安

38.半导体设备工程师夹手事件

39.李四一的精神小伙生活

40.半导体厂门口的烤面筋

41.那个因为半导体厂气体泄漏去世的少年

42.李四一的实习生活

43.李四一把半导体设备的robot拆错了

44.半导体厂旁边的早餐店

45.李四一的工作电脑被抢事件

46.半导体厂旁边的废品回收站

47.李四一普普通通的夜班

48.半导体厂裁员事件

49.半导体厂门口的理发店

50.高楼掉落的建筑材料

51.李四一从天车轨道下坠落

52.被偷盗的故人

53.李四一把PCW的管子撞断了

54.逝去的工人

55.半导体厂旁边的算命摊

56.李四一的眼睛被激光器灼伤

57.半导体厂着火事件

58.半导体厂旁边的盒饭摊

59.半导体厂被抢劫事件

60.李四一被人借钱不还了

61.李四一找到合适的半导体工作了

62.李四一在街上遇见鬼了

63.李四一抬Robot把腰闪了

64.半导体厂失窃的电路板

65.李四一打螺丝的一天

66.半导体设备最强外包-按时修APP

67.李四一把Robot Gripper干碎了

68.李四一在fab更衣室上班

69.李四一被从天而降的FOUP砸伤

70.李四一把半导体设备摔倒了

71.李四一献血记

72.李四一怒斥半导体厂长

73.李四一把厂商临时卡弄坏了

74.宇宙半导体设备工程师修机大赛

75.半导体厂的小卖部 之二

76.李四一在机台上滑落

77.半导体厂气体泄漏事件

78.硅片在半导体设备里炸了

79.李四一开了一家义肢安装铺

80.李四一被逆行的豪车车主打了

81.李四一把半导体设备烧了

82.在电动车上离去的老哥

83.李四一把半导体设备搞漏水了

84.李四一的选择

85.半导体设备发机瘟了

86.李四一的中秋假期

87.台风天和李四一

88.半导体厂的时光机

89.地震中的半导体厂

90.月球上的半导体厂篮球赛

91.李四一被拖欠工资了

92.李四一用错recipe了

93.李四一举办了相亲会名为-芯动的信号

94.李四一把领导的白酒倒掉了

95.李四一把螺丝拧滑牙了

96.李四一与半导体厂长父亲

97.李四一破产记

98.瘫痪的半导体设备

99.李四一把丙酮溅同事眼睛了

100.李四一国庆的第一天

101.李四一的国庆第二天

102.李四一从半导体厂到地府

103.半导体厂的演唱会

104.半导体厂门口的花卷铺子

105.李四一在半导体设备外包公司的生活

106.李四一在村子里当石匠

107.半导体厂的天车着火了

108.李四一当上半导体公司的领导了

109.李四一在家乡找到半导体工作了

110.李四一又开始在半导体的海洋漂泊了

111.半导体厂旁边捡垃圾的小六

李四一的故事,未完待续~


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