开迈巴赫送外卖的李四一

文摘 2025-01-27 16:47 陕西

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都说人生的分水岭是在出生的那一刻，大部分的人生轨迹都已经被固定，李四一的人生仿佛也是被钉在了大多数人的终点，李四一出生于一个集成电路世家，家里坐拥十几座450mm的晶圆厂，和家里开印钞厂似的，钱像瀑布一样，往李四一家里砸，李四一每天遨游在财富的海洋里，不知人间疾苦。

李四一家里住着大别墅，出门有司机打伞，太阳仿佛也是害怕李四一似的，照不到他的身上。因此李四一的皮肤也是皎白细腻，看得出来不是劳碌命。

李四一大学毕业从国外回来了，就一直没工作，家里就这样让李四一每天无所事事，家里给李四一买了辆迈巴赫，想让李四一平常没事开车出去转转，可李四一开着这个车，注册了一个网约车平台，结果第一单就接到了家里一个叔叔的单，叔叔一看到李四一，也没有说什么，就是直接把李四一跑网约车这个事告诉了李四一的父亲，李四一的父亲一个电话过去，把李四一的网约车账户给封了。

李四一自此也打消了跑网约车的念头，闲的无聊，李四一在自媒体开始发布自己的生活日常，不得不说，有钱人，起号就是快，李四一只是发布了一个第一视角开车视频，就涨粉好几万。

看着自己账户里日渐增长的粉丝，渐渐地也有一些商家找李四一进行广告合作，李四一感觉，赚钱就和喝水一样容易。

最近临近过年，很多卫视有自己的春晚，李四一所在的城市也不例外，当地春晚的总导演刚好认识李四一家里的叔叔，想让李四一帮忙出演一个节目，演一个送外卖的小哥，李四一反正也没什么事情，天天不是旅游就是去健身房，倒也不如直接去演那个节目。

李四一配合节目组穿上了黄色的外卖服，节目组给李四一找了一辆五成新的电动摩托，可李四一说他不会骑，还是开自己的迈巴赫吧。

节目组也同意了，没事，送的过程就不拍了，拍点上楼的，交接外卖的图就好了，至于车上，再摆拍一些有氛围感的图片就好了。

李四一下载了送餐软件，接的单是一个三公里的拼好饭的外卖，送去一个城中村，村子里停车太麻烦了，李四一就把车停在了村子外面的一家超市的门口，下车送去，节目组一路跟拍。

在送了三四单之后，节目组也拍到了满意的照片和视频，让李四一可以回去休息了，到了28晚上，穿着这套外卖服来参加晚会就行。

临别之际，节目组让李四一把社交媒体隐藏一下，不然容易被有心人士挖出来和人设不一致，李四一点了点头，可心里还是不想隐藏，凭啥要听你们的呢？

28的晚上，李四一出席了晚会，晚会上主持人声情并茂地讲述了李四一的故事，李四一听得都快流眼泪了，讲的那么惨，那么励志，李四一都想去学电动车送外卖了！

晚会之后，李四一又火了一把，不过这次是黑红，人人喊打的那种，李四一不堪网暴，只能把社交媒体隐藏了，继续每天游手好闲的日子……

It is said that the watershed of life is at the moment of birth. Most of the life trajectories have been fixed. Li Siyi's life seems to be nailed to the end of most people. Li Siyi was born into an integrated circuit family. His family owns more than a dozen 450mm wafer factories. Just like the printing factory at home, money pours into Li Siyi's family like a waterfall. Li Siyi swims in the ocean of wealth every day and does not know the sufferings of the world. Li Siyi's family lives in a big villa. When they go out, there is a driver holding an umbrella. The sun seems to be afraid of Li Siyi and cannot shine on him. Therefore, Li Siyi's skin is also white and delicate, and it can be seen that he is not destined to work hard. After Li Siyi graduated from college and came back from abroad, he has been unemployed. His family let him do nothing every day. His family bought him a Maybach, hoping that he could drive around when he had nothing to do. However, Li Siyi drove the car and registered for an online car-hailing platform. As a result, he received an order from an uncle at home. When the uncle saw Li Siyi, he didn't say anything, but directly told Li Siyi's father about Li Siyi's online car-hailing. Li Siyi's father called and blocked Li Siyi's online car-hailing account. Li Siyi has since given up the idea of running an online car-hailing. Bored, Li Siyi began to post his daily life on self-media. It must be said that rich people are fast at getting an account. Li Siyi only posted a first-person driving video and gained tens of thousands of fans. Looking at the growing number of fans in his account, some businesses gradually approached Li Siyi for advertising cooperation. Li Siyi felt that making money was as easy as drinking water. Recently, the Chinese New Year is approaching, and many satellite TV stations have their own Spring Festival Galas. The city where Li Siyi lives is no exception. The chief director of the local Spring Festival Gala happens to know Li Siyi's uncle and wants Li Siyi to help perform a program, playing a delivery boy. Li Siyi has nothing to do anyway. He either travels or goes to the gym every day, so it's better to perform in that program directly. Li Siyi cooperated with the program team and put on a yellow delivery uniform. The program team found a 50% new electric motorcycle for Li Siyi, but Li Siyi said he didn't know how to ride it, so he drove his own Maybach. The program team also agreed. It's okay. The delivery process will not be filmed. Just take some pictures of going upstairs and handing over the takeaway. As for the car, take some pictures with a sense of atmosphere. Li Siyi downloaded the food delivery software and received an order for a takeaway of a three-kilometer meal to be delivered to an urban village. Parking in the village was too troublesome, so Li Siyi parked the car at the door of a supermarket outside the village, got off the car to deliver it, and the program team followed him all the way. After delivering three or four orders, the program crew also took satisfactory photos and videos, so that Li Siyi could go back and rest. On the evening of the 28th, he just needed to wear this delivery uniform to attend the party. Before leaving, the program crew asked Li Siyi to hide his social media, otherwise it would be easy for interested parties to dig out that it was inconsistent with his personality. Li Siyi nodded, but he still didn't want to hide it in his heart. Why should he listen to you? On the evening of the 28th, Li Siyi attended the party. At the party, the host told Li Siyi's story with emotion. Li Siyi almost cried. It was so miserable and inspiring. Li Siyi wanted to learn how to deliver food by electric car! After the party, Li Siyi became popular again, but this time it was black and red, the kind that everyone wanted to beat. Li Siyi could not bear the online violence, so he had to hide his social media and continue his idle life every day...