半导体厂的春节联欢晚会

文摘 2025-01-28 19:57 陕西

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今天是除夕夜，早在一个月之前，李四一就被抽中了前往月球上的半导体厂参加春节联欢晚会的资格。

有人说是内定了，有人说是报复，有人说是对人的惩罚，而李四一觉得，纯属巧合，今年是该轮到自己了，也是，除夕夜不在家吃年夜饭，跑去月球上的半导体，看着他们表演节目，又尴尬，又尴尬的。

没办法，抽中了的，就得去，不去的话，直接辞退，说是不服从公司正常工作安排，想再进厂打螺丝都没资格了。

公司早早地给李四一预定好了前往月球的船票，李四一透过fab墙上高高窗户，正好能看到圆滚滚的月亮，月亮上的工友，你们还好吗？我就要来看你们了。

由于前往月球参加春晚需要提前彩排，李四一在小年那天就得出发了。加上春晚那天，李四一得缺席6天，于是乎整个1月份，李四一都没周末了，不是在上班就是在上班的路上。

到出发的那天，李四一带上自己的几件衣服便打车前往了工厂的大门口，到点了月球那边会派一辆光速飞船过来接，当然李四一也不是唯一抽中的人，全球有华人的半导体厂都会抽人上去的。

和李四一一同去的也有其他模组的，李四一在保洁组，平常的工作内容就是保护fab清洁，无时无刻地在用拖把夹着无尘布清洁高架地板，这次被抽中了，也是负责月球上的半导体厂的擦拭/布置晚会的场地，场地也是在fab里面。

李四一厂里来的十个人，也都陆陆续续地到了，李四一看了一眼手机，手机显示9:30了，天空出现一道蓝色的光，一个圆形的球状物体出现在了他们头上，球状物体好像一块大硅片，硅片上是一眼望过去的一块一块矩形芯片区域，飞船上放下了一个滑梯，滑梯上面滑下来一个人，大概就是飞船的检票员吧，他让李四一等人出示了船票，确认过身份之后，便让他们登船了。

月球的距离很短，李四一一觉醒来，感觉没过三个小时就到了，他们坐着滑梯从飞船上面滑了下来，直达春晚现场，月球上的半导体厂。

迎接他们的是导演组的小组长，李四一看着厂门口络绎不绝进来的的人，带着不同颜色的厂牌看来都是从不同的半导体厂来的人。

小组长直接把李四一带到了fab的更衣室，更衣室站着一个高个子的中年男人，组长和他们说，也许你们听过，这边的半导体厂是不需要穿无尘服的，这位是张工，我们厂的薄膜工程师，他会给你们镀上一层无尘膜，功能类似于无尘服，透明的，活动也不受限制，fab里面有食堂，卫生间，火锅店…，等一下，李四一问了一下，那宿舍在哪儿呢？

组长指了一下机台旁边的行军床和帐篷，在旁边呢！你们的位置已经给你们安排好了，就在黄光区的track旁边。

也是，这厂外面什么也没有，只有坑坑洼洼的土坑，不待厂里，还能待哪里呢！？

组长当即就给李四一发了打扫工具，两包无尘布，一大瓶酒精，组长和李四一说，你最近的工作就是把这块区域好好拖，最近排练会场就在这边，春晚到时候是全宇宙转播的，清洁工作是首要工作。你的任务艰巨啊，李四一朝着组长点点头，开始拖地了。

李四一看着节目组在机台边上开始搭台子，这边的机台的位置和积木一样，可以随意调换的，李四一本来以为还有什么高科技行为，但是就在李四一拖地的时候，透过孔，看到了底下耐力推着机台下面防震平台的工人，李四一问了问边上按下机台移机按钮的设备工程师，下面的人是怎么回事。设备工程师说，他们都是地球上流放过来进行劳动改造的重刑犯，有贪污腐败的，有拐卖小孩的，也有克扣工人工资的。李四一问设备工程师，那你呢？

我是因为没得选啊，校招的时候过来了，我先修机器去了，不和你聊了。

李四一一遍一遍得拖着地，饿了就去机台边上吃煎饼，困了就会帐篷躺一会儿，灵活工作制度也是还不错。

就这样挨到了除夕那天，其实李四一已经看过他们的彩排了，真正到晚会开始的时候，李四一坐在一旁的机台顶上，还是有些许的激动。

到了八点，fab里面的风光准时熄灭，只留下了机台的屏幕光还有机台顶上的红绿灯，在那闪烁，由于机台都是idle状态，闪的都是黄光，有几台闪着红光的，导演直接让设备去按一下EMO下电了。接着灯光师打着一束紫外光照亮了fab中央，8个主持人缓缓从subfab的透明电梯上来了，他们穿着灰白色的厂服，拿着话筒，自信地和fab厂里的观众朋友，还有直播间的家人们打招呼，第一个节目是全场合唱一首半导体厂罢工之歌，这首歌很经典，是因为10年前，全宇宙的半导体厂的厂长都被万恶的资本星球怪物上身了，开始拖欠工人的加班费，甚至工人工资，那时候工人们就联合起来，举行了全宇宙规模最大的一次罢工行动，行动让半导体厂董事长意识到了问题所在，不到一个月就恢复了工人们的工资，还有增加休息时间，更多的福利等等。李四一听着这首歌，确实很有激情，有一种工人在暗无天日24小时运转工厂的呐喊，以及揭露资本星球怪物的丑陋行径的通畅。听完这首歌，李四一更期待下一个节目了。

下一个节目是一个小品，小品讲述了一个半导体设备工程师，两个设备厂商，在fab里面没日没夜修理机器的故事，有喜，喜是最后问题终于解决了，有悲，悲是解决问题的过程中遇到很多困难，比如说水管螺纹干断了……，李四一看着周围的观众，很多都感同身受，看得起劲得很。

小品完了之后，是一个复合杂技节目，李四一看着杂技演员在两台隔着100米的有几十米高的光刻机顶上，两台机台之间绑着一根钢丝绳，演员直接光脚，在钢丝上飞速跑过去，从这头，跑到了那一头，接着又一只手拉着天车上放下来的爪子荡了几下，空中3600度空翻，翻到了另外一头的天车上接着又翻了回去，躺了下来开始双腿抬高开始表演蹬技，下面的工作人员丢了一卡装满wafer的Foup上去，她就直接接上了，边蹬边给Foup转向，她往上一踢，foup在空中转了很多圈又平稳地落在了她的脚尖，接着又有工作人员往他脚上扔Foup,两个，三个，四个，五个，六个，Foup在他脚上转得越来越快，最后6个Foup平稳地叠在了一起，她用脚一蹬，把Foup踢到了空中，一个一个地Foup踢到了天花板的天车上面，表演至此结束。

李四一看得目瞪口呆，还有这么厉害的人？又下一个节目是个舞蹈节目，一群潮男潮女到单手挂在天车从天花板上缓缓落下，稳稳落在了高架地板上，他们有的手拿大扳手，有拿螺丝刀，有拿万用表，开启了舞蹈表演，厂里离子注入机上的DJ台放着很有节奏感的音乐，同一首歌，跳出了不同的风格，有popping,locking,breaking,jazz......

机台下面还有十几个graffiti writer在机台上涂鸦，李四一迷惑地问道，那个喷漆不会不好去除吗？旁边的设备说，没事机台表面已经有一层薄膜了，到时候让薄膜工程师把薄膜一抽就行了，李四一点点头，感慨了一下月球上的黑科技真多。

舞蹈表演在演员的freeze动作中结束了。下一个节目是相声节目，两个穿着红色长大褂的相声演员站在Foup推车上从两边过来，推着推车的是牛头马面，李四一问设备，地府也派人参加了吗，设备说是的，阎王不方便来，因此派了牛头马年过来，他们这个节目结束之后还得回去呢！

相声节目也挺好笑的，结合了今年的几个热点事件，以及热梗事件，热门歌曲，李四一被逗的捧腹大笑，左手的酒精瓶都倒地上了，撒了这，李四一赶紧用拖把把地面拖干，又去化学品柜子找了一下酒精瓶。

主持了过来串场了，下一个节目是保留节目，变魔术，只见fab中央，天车吊来了一个黑色的Foup，Foup门打开，里面出来了一个穿着老式无尘服的魔术师他伸出右手，往天上一指，从天花板上便下来很多红色的红包，李四一抬头抢了两个，一打开，里面装着100块钱月球币。李四一问了一下旁边的人，月球币能带回地球用吗？

可以，去你们当地的宇宙货币中心换就是了。可以可以，这个节目太有参与感了，李四一把拖把放下，开始用双手抢红包了，李四一一口气抢了20个，这趟旅行没白来。红包雨过后，魔术师变出了两只小狗在fab奔跑，跑着跑着变成了两只白鸽，往天花板飞去，这个fab的天花板很高，天车轨道也很高，白鸽也渐渐消失。魔术师又化为一个火球，他用魔术棒一指，火焰把他周围的机台都包围住了，李四一能感受到迎面而来的炽热感，接着魔术师又变出了一把看着像是水做的水柱枪，把自己变出的火给灭了。一个幕布飞了上来，往魔术师身前一穿，魔术师身上的无尘服也不见了，成了一个穿着西装的中年男人，旁边的设备说这个人是月球半导体厂的董事长，每年都会准备很多红包，给员工发红包雨。

董事长开始了他的致辞，李四一听得也挺感动的，这个董事长，大概是学演讲出身的吧，不过更令人感动的是，各高管开始在机台边上发金条，李四一收到沉甸甸的金条，留下了感动的泪水。

董事长问道，你们都饿了吧，边上的菜也大概好了，我们开始吃年夜饭吧！

机台之间的高架地板升了起来，上面支起了一个个的大圆桌，上面有各种美丽的菜肴，有鱼有虾，有肉有菜，还有饺子馅和饺子皮，有的桌子还有火锅，以及生烫食材，吊龙，毛肚之类的。李四一走到眼前的一桌坐了下来，董事长一声令下，大家开始吃饭了，李四一也饿坏了，拖了半天地，这会儿才能够吃顿好的。

董事长在饺子桌开始包饺子了，一手皮，一手拿着勺子挖了一勺馅，双手一按，一个饺子就这样成型了，李四一看着董事长把包好的饺子下了锅，董事长说了一句，让我们一起来，包饺子吧！

李四一也包了几个，不过包的不太好看，总感觉煮出来的时候会破掉的那种。大家都吃饱喝足差不多了，主持人又走了上来，又是歌曲串烧，他们有的现在机台顶上有的坐在Loadport上，有的拿着话筒在人行通道与观众互动，观众随着伴奏有节奏地鼓着掌，李四一的身体也随着音乐摆动。几首歌结束，李四一感觉身子也热了起来。

接着晚会迎来了尾声，全厂齐唱半导体厂之歌《Fab的悲伤》，歌声缭绕在广扩的半导体厂，唱出了光大fab游子的心声。

《fab的悲伤》

为了生活我四处流浪
把美好的年华挂在了机台上
litho照不亮我未来的方向
cvd长不起我想要的住房
pvd结晶不了我的爱情
wet还将我的青春埋葬
etch刻光了我所有的梦想
diff更催得我两鬓染霜
我想要自由地飞翔
像别人一样快乐健康
无奈机械手夹住了我的翅膀
特气管路将我的身心捆绑
process缝不了我梦的衣裳
flow连接不了我的希望
轰鸣哭不出我的悲伤
辐射却烤出了我衰老的模样
plasma打不出我人生的宝藏
dep填不了我寂寞的心房
cmp也磨不住我脸上的苍桑
laser更是射不透我心中的迷惘
我解得了无数issue
却永远也摸不着我的惆怅
未来的路还很漫长
在这无情的世界里
有谁知道我在fab的忧伤

晚会结束，李四一回到了自己的机台边的帐篷，等待着明天大年初一，重返地球！

Today is New Year's Eve. A month ago, Li Siyi was selected to participate in the Spring Festival Gala at the semiconductor factory on the moon. Some people said it was a pre-selection, some said it was revenge, and some said it was a punishment. Li Siyi felt that it was just a coincidence. This year it was his turn. It was embarrassing to not be at home for the New Year's Eve dinner and go to the semiconductor factory on the moon to watch them perform. There was no way. If you were selected, you had to go. If you didn't go, you would be fired directly, saying that you didn't obey the company's normal work arrangements, and you would not be eligible to screw in the factory again. The company booked a ticket to the moon for Li Siyi early. Li Siyi looked through the high windows on the wall of the fab and could see the round moon. "Workers on the moon, are you all right? I'm coming to see you." Since going to the moon to participate in the Spring Festival Gala required advance rehearsal, Li Siyi had to set off on the day of the Little New Year. In addition to the Spring Festival Gala, Li Siyi had to be absent for 6 days, so Li Siyi had no weekends in January. He was either at work or on the way to work. On the day of departure, Li Siyi took a few clothes and took a taxi to the factory gate. At the appointed time, the moon would send a light-speed spaceship to pick him up. Of course, Li Siyi was not the only one who was selected. Semiconductor factories with Chinese people around the world would select people to go up. There were also people from other modules who went with Li Siyi. Li Siyi was in the cleaning team. His usual job was to keep the fab clean. He used a mop with a dust-free cloth to clean the elevated floor all the time. This time, he was selected to wipe the semiconductor factory on the moon and set up the venue for the party, which was also inside the fab. The ten people from Li Siyi's factory also arrived one after another. Li Siyi glanced at his phone, which showed 9:30. A blue light appeared in the sky, and a round spherical object appeared above their heads. The spherical object looked like a large silicon wafer, and on the silicon wafer were rectangular chip areas. A slide was lowered from the spacecraft, and a person slid down the slide. He was probably the ticket inspector of the spacecraft. He asked Li Siyi and others to show their tickets, and after confirming their identities, he let them board the ship. The distance to the moon is very short. When Li Siyi woke up, it felt like they had arrived in less than three hours. They slid down from the spacecraft on the slide and went directly to the Spring Festival Gala site, the semiconductor factory on the moon. They were greeted by the team leader of the director group. Li Siyi looked at the people who came in one after another at the factory gate. They were wearing different colored brand names and seemed to be from different semiconductor factories. The team leader took Li Siyi directly to the fab's locker room. There stood a tall middle-aged man. The team leader told them, "Maybe you have heard that semiconductor factories here do not need to wear cleanroom clothes. This is Engineer Zhang, our thin film engineer. He will coat you with a layer of cleanroom film, which is similar to cleanroom clothes, transparent, and unrestricted. There are cafeterias, toilets, hot pot restaurants... in the fab. Wait a minute, Li Siyi asked, where are the dormitories? The team leader pointed to the camp beds and tents next to the machine, and said, "They are next to them! Your position has been arranged for you, next to the track in the yellow light area." Yes, there is nothing outside this factory, only bumpy dirt pits. If you don't stay in the factory, where else can you stay! ? The team leader immediately gave Li Siyi cleaning tools, two packs of dust-free cloth, and a large bottle of alcohol. The team leader told Li Siyi that your recent job is to mop this area well. The rehearsal venue is here recently. The Spring Festival Gala will be broadcast throughout the universe, so cleaning is the top priority. Your task is arduous. Li Siyi nodded to the team leader and began to mop the floor. Li Siyi watched the program team start to build a platform next to the machine. The position of the machine here is like building blocks, which can be changed at will. Li Siyi thought there was some high-tech behavior, but when Li Siyi was mopping the floor, he saw through the hole that the workers were pushing the anti-vibration platform under the machine. Li Siyi asked the equipment engineer who pressed the machine moving button next to him what was going on with the people below. The equipment engineer said that they were all serious criminals exiled from Earth for labor reform. Some were corrupt, some abducted children, and some withheld workers' wages. Li Siyi asked the equipment engineer, what about you? I came here during the campus recruitment because I had no choice. I'm going to repair the machine first, so I won't chat with you. Li Siyi had to mop the floor again and again. When he was hungry, he would go to the machine to eat pancakes. When he was sleepy, he would lie in the tent for a while. The flexible work system is also good. In this way, it was New Year's Eve. In fact, Li Siyi had already seen their rehearsal. When the party really started, Li Siyi was sitting on the top of the machine nearby, still a little excited. At eight o'clock, the scenery in the fab was turned off on time, leaving only the screen light of the machine and the red and green lights on the top of the machine, flashing there. Because the machines were all in idle state, they were all flashing yellow light. There were a few flashing red lights. The director directly asked the equipment to press EMO to power off. Then the lighting engineer illuminated the center of the fab with a beam of ultraviolet light. Eight hosts slowly came up from the transparent elevator of the subfab. They wore gray and white factory uniforms and held microphones. They confidently greeted the audience friends in the fab factory and the family members in the live broadcast room. The first program was a song of the semiconductor factory strike sung by the whole audience. This song is very classic because 10 years ago, the directors of semiconductor factories in the universe were possessed by the evil monster of the capital planet and began to default on the workers' overtime pay and even the workers' wages. At that time, the workers united and held the largest strike in the universe. The action made the chairman of the semiconductor factory realize the problem. In less than a month, the workers' wages were restored, and the rest time was increased, more benefits, etc. Li Siyi listened to this song and was really passionate. There was a kind of workers' cry in the dark 24-hour operation of the factory, and the unimpeded exposure of the ugly behavior of the monster of the capital planet. After listening to this song, Li Siyi was more looking forward to the next program. The next show was a skit. It told the story of a semiconductor equipment engineer and two equipment manufacturers who worked day and night to repair machines in a fab. There was joy because the problem was finally solved, and there was sadness because many difficulties were encountered in the process of solving the problem, such as the pipe thread drying out and breaking... Li Siyi looked at the audience around him. Many of them felt the same way and were very excited to watch. After the skit, there was a complex acrobatic show. Li Siyi watched the acrobats on top of two photolithography machines that were dozens of meters high and 100 meters apart. There was a steel wire tied between the two machines. The actors ran barefoot on the wire at high speed, from one end to the other, and then swung a few times with one hand holding the claw lowered from the overhead crane, doing a 3600-degree somersault in the air, flipping to the overhead crane at the other end, and then flipping back, lying down, raising their legs high, and performing kicking skills. The staff below threw a card full of She took the wafer Foup and turned it while kicking it. She kicked it upwards and the Foup turned many times in the air and landed steadily on her toes. Then another staff member threw Foup on her feet. Two, three, four, five, six Foups turned faster and faster on her feet. Finally, six Foups were stacked steadily. She kicked the Foup into the air with her feet. One by one, she kicked the Foup onto the ceiling crane. The performance ended here. Li Siyi was stunned. Is there such a powerful person? The next show was a dance show. A group of fashionable men and women hung on the overhead crane with one hand and slowly dropped from the ceiling, landing steadily on the elevated floor. Some of them held large wrenches, some held screwdrivers, and some held multimeters, and started the dance performance. The DJ station on the ion implantation machine in the factory played very rhythmic music. The same song was played in different styles, including popping, locking, breaking, jazz... There were also more than a dozen graffiti writers graffitiing on the machines under the machines. Li Siyi asked in confusion, "Wouldn't the spray paint be difficult to remove?" The equipment next to it said, "It's okay. There is already a layer of film on the surface of the machine. When the time comes, let the film engineer pull the film off." Li Siyi nodded and sighed that there are so many black technologies on the moon. The dance performance ended with the actors' freeze movements. The next show was a crosstalk show. Two crosstalk performers in red gowns came from both sides standing on a Foup cart. The one pushing the cart was the Ox-Headed Horse-Face. Li Siyi asked the equipment if the underworld had sent anyone to participate. The equipment said yes, the King of Hell was not convenient to come, so they sent the Ox-Headed Horse-Face. They had to go back after the show! The crosstalk show was also quite funny, combining several hot events of this year, as well as hot memes and popular songs. Li Siyi was amused and laughed so hard that the alcohol bottle in his left hand fell to the ground. Li Siyi quickly mopped the floor dry with a mop and went to the chemical cabinet to look for the alcohol bottle. The host came over to join the show. The next program was a reserved program, magic. In the center of the fab, a black Foup was hoisted by the overhead crane. The Foup door opened and a magician in an old dust-free suit came out. He stretched out his right hand and pointed to the sky. Many red envelopes fell from the ceiling. Li Siyi looked up and grabbed two. When he opened them, he found 100 yuan of lunar coins inside. Li Siyi asked the person next to him, can the lunar coins be brought back to Earth? Yes, you can go to your local cosmic currency center to exchange them. Yes, yes, this program is so participatory. Li Siyi put down the mop and started to grab red envelopes with both hands. Li Siyi grabbed 20 in one breath. This trip was not in vain. After the red envelope rain, the magician conjured two puppies running in the fab. As they ran, they turned into two white doves and flew to the ceiling. The ceiling of this fab was very high, and the overhead crane track was also very high. The white doves gradually disappeared. The magician turned into a fireball again. He pointed with his magic wand, and the flames surrounded the machines around him. Li Siyi could feel the oncoming heat. Then the magician conjured up a water column gun that looked like it was made of water and put out the fire he had conjured. A curtain flew up and passed in front of the magician. The magician's dust-free suit disappeared, and he became a middle-aged man in a suit. The equipment next to him said that this person was the chairman of the Moon Semiconductor Factory. Every year, he would prepare a lot of red envelopes and give them to employees. The chairman began his speech, and Li Siyi was also very moved. This chairman probably studied public speaking, but what was even more touching was that the executives began to distribute gold bars next to the machines. Li Siyi received the heavy gold bars and shed tears of emotion. The chairman asked, you are all hungry, and the dishes next to you are probably ready. Let's start eating the New Year's Eve dinner! The elevated floor between the machines rose up, and large round tables were set up on it. There were all kinds of beautiful dishes on them, including fish, shrimp, meat, vegetables, dumpling fillings and dumpling skins. Some tables also had hot pots, as well as raw and boiled ingredients, dragon, tripe and the like. Li Siyi walked to the table in front of him and sat down. At the chairman's order, everyone started to eat. Li Siyi was also very hungry. He had been dragging his feet for a long time, and now he could have a good meal. The chairman started to make dumplings at the dumpling table. He held the skin in one hand and scooped a spoonful of filling with a spoon in the other hand. With a press of both hands, a dumpling was formed. Li Siyi watched the chairman put the dumplings into the pot. The chairman said, let's make dumplings together! Li Siyi also made a few, but they didn't look very good. I always felt that they would break when they were cooked. Everyone was almost full, and the host came up again, singing another song medley. Some of them were on top of the machine, some were sitting on the Loadport, and some were holding microphones in the pedestrian walkway to interact with the audience. The audience clapped rhythmically to the accompaniment, and Li Siyi's body swayed with the music. After a few songs, Li Siyi felt his body getting warm. Then the party came to an end, and the whole factory sang the semiconductor factory song "Fab's Sorrow". The song lingered in Guangkuang's semiconductor factory, singing out the voices of the Everbright fab wanderers. 《Fab's Sorrow》 For the sake of living, I wander around and hang my best years on the machine. Litho cannot illuminate the direction of my future. CVD cannot grow the house I want. PVD cannot crystallize my love. Wet also buries my youth. Etch has carved away all my dreams. Diff has even made my temples gray. I want to fly freely, to be as happy and healthy as others. But the robot clamps my wings. The special airway binds my body and mind. Process cannot sew the clothes of my dreams. Flow cannot connect my hopes. The roar cannot cry out my sadness. The radiation bakes out my aging appearance. Plasma cannot shoot the treasure of my life. Dep cannot fill my lonely heart. CMP cannot wear away the vicissitudes on my face. Laser cannot penetrate the confusion in my heart. I can solve countless issues but can never touch my melancholy. The road ahead is still very long. In this ruthless world, who knows my sadness in Fab? After the party, Li Siyi returned to his tent next to the machine, waiting for the first day of the new year tomorrow, to return to Earth!