教练问我:等红灯时你都会做什么?”
幽默
搞笑
2024-07-30 21:02
上海
☆I failed my driver's test today.The instructor asked me, "What do you do at a red light?"I said "I usually check Twitter and also see what people are up to on Facebook."我说:“我通常会刷刷微博,也会看看群里的人在聊什么。”☆I woke up in the dead of night to see a big fat guy with a long beard and all red beside my bed. ‘Old man Christmas ......?’ I rubbed my eyes as I went to switch on the bedside lamp.‘No, Dave, it's me.’ My wife answered me in her new red jumpsuit. 我在深夜惊醒,看到个长胡子、一身红的大胖子在我的床边。 “不,Dave,是我。”我老婆穿着她新买的红色连体内衣回答我。 ☆I saw a piece of gum in a urinal today. I thought to myself, omg this must hurt so much ...... 下课相约去厕所的三个大男孩
安东内拉在斜眼看梅西的手机。
没人能逃过女人的眼睛,梅西也不例外。
爷爷的瑜伽T恤怪时尚的……
@Leon不OK:道德在哪里,底线在哪里,链接在哪里?
1988年法国世界杯 vs 2024年法国奥运会
盘点一下历年奥运火炬,你最喜欢哪个?
学习了
如果不在意别人眼光我也想搞痛车
很多畅想如今都实现了
【没品视频】奥运泳帽落在了池底?别担心,我们找了个人...
【没品视频】这不直接戳瞎,马上也会受重伤的
【没品视频】不忍心拍后续
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