☆An intern at a mental hospital starts his first day.He comes across a patient walking through the halls and asks "Who are you?"
The patient answers "I'm Napoleon."
Not sure how to handle this, the intern decides to be polite and asks "How do you know?"
The patient responds "Jesus told me."
Another patient, overhearing this conversation, suddenly turns around and says "No, I didn't."
一名精神病院的实习生第一天上班。他在大厅里遇到一个病人，问 "你是谁？”
病人回答：“我是拿破仑”。
实习生不知道该说什么，本想着礼貌地回复一下，随口问道："你怎么知道的？”
病人回答："耶稣告诉我的。”
另一位病人无意中听到了这段对话，突然转过身说："不，我可没说。”
☆Do you think Joe Biden knows he's no longer running?
Or are they just gonna tell him he won and let him play president in the old peoples home?
你觉得拜登知道自己退选了吗？
还是别人告诉他他赢了，然后让他在养老院当总统？
主要是看有没有学区
把我的车p成黑色的
性转版川普拜登
难得看到猫咪落地这么不优雅，看来真的滑！
@Stan-Ji：🐱：地板动作啦！
合理怀疑哈里斯是故意这么穿的
@Hainnto：蹭辛普森 热度
我就说我的文具盒里有爱情
@晨伦：刚毕业的大学生在酒桌上最红
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