☆My barber: "Congratulations, your hair is more expensive!"Me: "Oh? What do you mean?"Barber: "I was promoted to director, and my price has increased to £ 30!"☆The water in Britain's rivers is made up of three elements.H, for hydrogen O for Oxygen and the number 2 in the middle for all the shit.H 代表氢，O 代表氧，中间的数字 2 代表所有狗东西。☆Surprisingly, I've been really enjoying watching the Paralympics on Channel 4.I have to say though, why Ukraine are only 8th in the medals table is beyond me! If any country were able to flood that competition with amputees this time around, it should be them.但我不得不说，为什么乌克兰在奖牌榜上只排在第 8 位，我实在想不通！如果说这次有哪个国家能在比赛中涌入大量截肢者的话，那应该就是他们了。
@我叫超和谐：我：爸你骑车带我溜一圈呗。我爸：好，就一圈，晚了你妈说。 我爸钓到鱼了：环小区自行车赛，累死算
@枣的奇妙冒险：一个是钓鱼的时候希望得到的，一个是钓蟹的时候意外得到的。
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@Twinsistermoon_：我玩欧洲卡车车技be like：
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@西风醉天水清梦压星河：太实在了，摆样子还用得着80亿套？像楚门那样，弄个小镇让他们待在里面，镇里居民全穿猩猩装就可以了。
@Dazed_and_Confused：能做到的话，世界早就和平了
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@Stan-Ji：这下真的是钱是大风刮来的了。
有什么意见和建议，可发邮件至folwme@foxmail.com~
