☆Someone asked me today, "What do you think the first thing Keir Starmer will do now he's in Number 10?"
I said he'll probably say to his wife, "Open the windows love, it fucking stinks of curry in here."
今天有人问我：“你觉得基尔·斯塔默入主唐宁街10号后会做的第一件事是什么？”
我想，他可能会对妻子说：“亲爱的，打开窗户吧，这里真是咖喱味十足。”
☆Since I installed that mirrored ceiling in my bedroom my sex life has improved immeasurably.
I can watch myself having a wank now.
自从我在卧室安装了镜面天花板后，我的性生活得到了极大的改善。
我现在可以看自己紫薇了。
☆My daughter came home from school saying that her balls hurt. So after laying down the law and giving her a bloody good hiding, I told her in no uncertain terms that we would not tolerate any trans shit in this house .
After she explained that she meant the balls of her feet I felt a right cunt.
我女儿放学回家说她蛋疼。
我先是狠狠骂了她一顿，然后我严肃地跟她说，我绝不会容忍任何跨性别者出现在这个家！
当她解释说她指的是她的“脸蛋儿”时，我觉得自己像个小丑。
这违法吗？
@说书的胖子：因为祖先们经常有因为种种原因半路被扔进海里的经历，所以血脉里有这种避险记忆
欧洲杯：英国球迷吐槽，只有这样才能赢欧洲杯吧…
@疼痛細胞：如果是国足世界杯预选赛出线的话，还得把下边那个球门拉长到球场那么宽。
英语教学时间
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