托马斯·爱迪生 和 埃隆·马斯克 有什么共同点?
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搞笑
2024-08-14 21:01
上海
☆A policeman came up to me and said "My sniffer dog tells me you are on drugs"I replied "I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to a dog!"
一名警察走过来对我说:“我的警犬告诉我,你吸毒了。”
☆I got asked what I'd do if I saw Kier Starmer being attacked by a dangerous mob,"I'd contact the police, " I said, "in fact, I'd even put a first class stamp on the letter. "
有人问我,如果我看到 基尔·斯塔默 被一群危险的暴徒袭击,我会怎么做?“我会联系警察,”我说,“实话说,我甚至会在信上贴一级快速邮票。”
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