到 2043 年，白人将不再是英国的大多数。
幽默
搞笑
2024-09-02 21:01
上海
☆Last night walking home from the pub i tried to share a kebab with a tramp.He told me to fuckoff and buy my own.昨晚从酒吧走回家时，我试图和一个流浪汉分享土耳其烤肉。☆By the year 2043 white people will no longer be the majority in the U.K.So by 2050 we'll all be saying, "I'm not racist. One of my best friends is white."所以到 2050 年，我们都会说："我不是种族主义者，我最好的朋友之一就是白人"。☆My next door neighbour was bragging about how much money and freedom he and his wife have because they chose not to have kids."All well and good," I said to him, "but you'll never experience the joy and happiness of sending them back to school after six fucking weeks off. "我的隔壁邻居正在炫耀他和妻子因为选择不生孩子而省出多少金钱和自由。“这好是好，“我对他说，”但你们永远不会体验到放假六周后送他们回学校的快乐和幸福。”
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