☆My wife said I ruined her birthday.
How could I have? I don't even remember when it is.
我妻子说我毁了她的生日。
怎么会呢？我甚至不记得那是什么时候了。
☆Before joining the army, you need to have a full physical examination. Once when I went for a physical examination, the doctor said, "Here, take off your pants for a routine check-up."
I took off my pants, and the doctor said, "You don't have a girlfriend, do you?"I asked curiously: "How did you know?"Doctor: "You see the scraps of paper, turn around and let me see if you have a boyfriend."
当兵前要全身体检，有一次去体检，医生说：「来，把裤子脱了，例行检查。」医生：「看到纸屑了，来转过去，让我看看你有没有男朋友。」
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@西风醉天水清梦压星河：德国人应该庆幸他们的文物没有丢![]()
考试的心态不错
你选谁？
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@一帮什么妖魔鬼怪啊：一号雷君君阳光开朗，二号马花藤知性迷人，三号刘蔷冬弱柳扶风，四号马芸芸一笑倾城，姑娘们都是人间绝色。几个瞬间
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@奶味蓝拉丁美洲芬兰：阿伟罗！___！
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