☆My granddad continuously warned people that the Titanic would sink with hundreds of fatalities but nobody listened.The staff eventually had enough of him and threw him out the cinema.
我爷爷不停地警告大家泰坦尼克号会沉没,造成数百人死亡,但没人听他的。☆To spice up our love live my wife and I decided to go on a date night.It was going brilliantly until she said she doesn't sleep with guys on the first date.为了给我们的爱情生活增添乐趣,我和妻子决定晚上去约会。本来一切都很顺利,直到她说她不会在第一次约会时就和男人睡觉。☆What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?Only takes one nail to hang the painting.
——ExtremePresence3030
@-葑伈灬鎻瑷P:在电机课上就发现 当时告诉同桌气得她三天没理我
@Machard-:没事...我们的身体也是不对称的....不要纠结
@云天河云天明:怪不得那么多人形机器人,不然演员怎么塞进去
@啊啊啊是大表哥啊:注:图里为特朗普的儿子
@Yrus波10:白天继承家业,晚上打击非法移民
话说这么多蹭#黑神话悟空#热度的游戏,我唯一想玩的是这个:
@二分之根五加一:没品还是没有蹭热度的,不然这会头像都该换了(
【没品视频】完美父亲
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