☆Irony: If a hundred people who tell others to 'be kind' 'tolerant' and 'love one another' were to suddenly disappear off the face of the earth
There would immediately be a hundred fewer unkind, intolerant and hateful people in the world
讽刺的是：如果一百个爱讲大道理，告诉别人要“善良”、“宽容”和“彼此相爱”的人突然从地球上消失，
世界上就会立即少一百个不善良、不宽容和充满仇恨的人
☆I would like a complaint form please.
Sorry. We have none left.
I would like two complaint forms please!
我想要一份投诉表。
抱歉，我们已经没有了。
我要两份投诉表！
☆Most people get a random permanent negative status around age 26.
大部分人都会在26岁左右获得一个随机的永久负面状态。
☆Things I remember:
- Cold hard facts that didn't work.
- All the fights I never had.
- Internet buzzwords.
- Every embarrassing thing I've ever done before.
Things I don't remember:
- Appointments with other people.
- Taking pills.
- Most of my childhood.
我记得的东西：
- 没用的冷知识
- 我没吵过的所有架
- 网络流行语
- 以前干过的每一件尴尬事
我不记得的东西：
- 和别人的约
- 吃药
- 大部分童年
谁能拒绝狗狗
男的都懂
惊人的相似
妈妈：你脚起来
@强袭雪风：《我妈在拖地》 但画面上只有你啊，你妈妈呢？我妈在拖地
这个用来送人，效果绝了
【没品视频】超级配送员
—End—
有什么意见和建议，可发邮件至folwme@foxmail.com~
