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在外太空开咖啡馆的宇航员，每次都得面对一个难题——咖啡一旦倒出来就会漂浮在空中，最后变成了“零重力咖啡艺术”。An astronaut opening a café in outer space always faces the same problem—once the coffee is poured, it floats around in the air, turning into a “zero-gravity coffee art exhibit.”
一位骑士在决斗前穿上了全套盔甲，结果发现盔甲太沉，连剑都举不起来，最后只能对对手说：“能不能先帮我提一下这个？”A knight suited up in full armor before a duel, only to find out it was so heavy he couldn’t even lift his sword. He finally turned to his opponent and said, “Could you help me lift this first?”
一个巫师尝试用魔法变出一只巨龙，结果因为发音错误，变出了一个“巨大的甜甜圈”，并且这个甜甜圈还会飞，一边盘旋一边洒糖霜。A wizard tried to summon a giant dragon but mispronounced the spell, ending up with a “giant donut” that not only flew but also sprinkled frosting as it soared in circles.
有个海盗决定寻找一座隐藏的宝藏岛，结果每次都把地图倒着拿，绕了几圈后，发现自己一直在自己的船上转悠。A pirate set out to find a hidden treasure island, but every time he read the map, he held it upside down. After sailing in circles for days, he realized he had been circling his own ship.
在时间机器里旅行的科学家，一不小心按错了按钮，结果穿越到了未来，发现未来的钟表只剩下三个数字：现在、稍后和永远。A scientist accidentally pressed the wrong button while traveling in a time machine and ended up in the future, where clocks only had three numbers: now, later, and forever.
一个厨师发明了一种“时间冻住”的调味料，结果每次往菜里放这种调料，食物还没吃完就凝固在了空中，客人们只能望着盘子发愣。A chef invented a “time-freezing” spice, and every time he added it to a dish, the food would freeze mid-air before anyone could finish it, leaving his customers staring in confusion.
在外太空的酒吧里，调酒师不需要冰块，因为他只要挥挥手，窗外的彗星碎片就自动飞进来，精准地掉进每个杯子里。At a space bar, the bartender doesn’t need ice cubes—he just waves his hand, and comet fragments from outside fly right in, landing perfectly in each glass.
一个中世纪的发明家成功制造出了一辆飞行马车，但忘了加上刹车系统，结果每次起飞后都得等马车自然降落，有时甚至还会绕着月亮转一圈。A medieval inventor built a flying carriage but forgot to add brakes. Every time it took off, he had to wait for it to naturally land, and sometimes it even took a loop around the moon.
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