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有一次，一个丧尸试图跟我搭讪，我只能说：“对不起，我现在不想和‘死气沉沉’的人约会。”Once, a zombie tried to hit on me, and I could only say, “Sorry, I’m not in the mood to date someone so ‘lifeless.’”
丧尸总是被描绘成无情的猎人，但我怀疑他们只是找不到合适的“餐馆”来吃一顿美餐。Zombies are always depicted as merciless hunters, but I suspect they’re just having trouble finding the right “restaurant” for a nice meal.
丧尸的社交聚会总是很热闹，只是大家讨论的主题永远是“吃什么”，而不是“谁的味道最好”。Zombie social gatherings are always lively; it’s just that the only topic they discuss is “what to eat,” not “whose flavor is best.”
丧尸的表情总是那么严肃，但我相信它们心里藏着许多“深刻”的哲理，只是懒得表达。The expressions of zombies are always so serious, but I believe they have many “profound” philosophies hidden inside; they’re just too lazy to express them.
丧尸的健身计划很简单：只需在月光下跑步，确保“步伐缓慢而稳重”！The zombie fitness routine is simple: just run under the moonlight, ensuring “slow and steady steps!”
我听说丧尸的饮食习惯很单一，但我想问：“你们有没有试过沙拉？也许会发现新天地！”I’ve heard zombies have very limited diets, but I want to ask, “Have you ever tried a salad? You might discover a whole new world!”
每当我看到丧尸们一起摇头晃脑，我都想：“你们是在举行‘丧尸音乐会’吗？快点，给我来点票！”Whenever I see zombies nodding their heads together, I think, “Are you holding a ‘zombie concert’? Hurry up, get me some tickets!”
丧尸聚会时，总是有人举起手来问：“我们今晚是吃人还是聊人？”场面一度尴尬至极。During zombie gatherings, someone always raises their hand to ask, “Are we eating people or talking about people tonight?” The awkwardness is palpable!
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