神回复: 天呐!别人深更半夜悄无声息分完尸了,咱分个猪咋这么费劲呢?

文摘   2025-01-16 17:44   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

啊这?现在这水便宜得很啊,四瓶11.4元,咋就喝不起?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

哎呀!一觉醒来看见26个未接电话,难道你不在乎我?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

天呐!别人深更半夜悄无声息分完尸了,咱分个猪咋这么费劲呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

我的天呐!驱车800公里去看瀑布,李白你坑我啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

天呐!早上喷香水后和领导同乘电梯,他说我香得像蝴蝶,咋回应?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

王德发!考试时条形码丢了,我这样应该没问题吧?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我的天呐!老黄牛拉犁意外重伤截肢,主人痛心给它做了个假肢。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

啊?像我这样家境的人,要怎么选才能够出人头地?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

天呐!你能圈出见过的吗,见过三个以上就老了?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

我勒个去!大爷们这么相信这个理发师吗,拿着刀子就敢剃头?

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