神回复:加了女孩微信,话题不知咋开启?家人们,急死了!快来支招啊!

文摘   2025-01-21 11:47   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

加了女孩微信,话题不知咋开启?家人们,急死了!快来支招啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

哇塞!经验老到的师傅!一摸就晓得有没有电!太牛了叭!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

要么赶紧用“要么。。。要么。。。”造句展现文化,要么就默默飘过得了呀!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

啥?野史记载王昭君开这个出塞?太震撼了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

猪猪卧在马路上就是不动弹,警察也没招儿!猪:爱谁谁!我就不走!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

老板酒桌把酒泼脸,全公司同事目睹,超没脸,我该怎么办呢?呜呜……

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

哪个成语无“走”字竟表走了?我勒个豆!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

骑电车送相亲女回家,她吐了4次!难道我车技太猛?我滴个神啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

惊了!本是大喜之时,亲戚朋友走完,新娘跑了!我该如何是好哇??

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

狗子每天都把刚醒的我弄醒,哼!今天我早起一小时,非把它叫起来不可!

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