神回复:我勒个去!家里安排相亲?我才大学毕业啊!

文摘   2025-01-20 00:39   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我去?你身边有没有这种人?外表干净,内心超黄!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

天呐!鬼椒面超火鸡面辣200倍,挑战3桶,谁能行?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

我勒个去!家里安排相亲?我才大学毕业啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

天呐!这是世界上最安静的房间啊,熬过1小时给500万,咋至今没人成功呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

哟呵!到广州了,难道没有屁股请我吃饭吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

咱就是说啊!00后老板带客户海底吃饭叠千纸鹤啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!我的金刚伞!这不得帅炸了??

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!昨天晚上饿了点了份外卖,今儿早上被媳妇发现了,垃圾桶翻遍了,她找啥呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

哇塞!!给大家看看,这才是真正的牛肉拉面啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

天呐!现在认识这个东西的应该没几个人了吧?

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