神回复:上午狠杀大鸭咯!下午猛宰大鸡哒!鸡啄一口剧痛有印!会得狂鸡症否?哎!

文摘   2025-01-22 06:41   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

今天夜班后回家,竟碰到辆巴士,车身脏死车内黑咕隆咚的,真诡异啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

厂长瞧着你的不锈钢水杯,就这么默默沉思了,晕死!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

上午狠杀大鸭咯!下午猛宰大鸡哒!鸡啄一口剧痛有印!会得狂鸡症否?哎!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

百事跟可口兑一块儿?我的妈耶,那味道难以想象啊!超想尝试!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

你说不会偷东西?得了吧!我的心都被你悄咪咪偷走喽!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

2岁宝宝沉迷打螺丝!一上午不理手机电视,专注力超强,绝绝子!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我滴个乖乖!坦克300赛博朋克版气势爆棚!巴博斯奔驰G级弱爆了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

家人们,我割了三个吊耳,老板说能割四块!我是废料吗?谁懂快告诉我啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

她会流泪不是你照顾她就感动了,而是照顾她的不是高富帅呜呜……

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

苹果,缺点不少!年轻人却趋之若鹜,销量领先得吓人,啥情况啊喂?

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