神回复: 铁子们!!你们有多久没碰女人了呢?我五年没碰男人了,可不能说谎呐!

文摘   2025-01-19 19:10   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我勒个去!运钞车怎么不运一张银行卡呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

我滴个乖乖啊!就在前天,四个人喝五瓶白的,三箱啤的,现在刚醒酒,这酒量在山东算啥段位?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

天呐!室友打呼噜,我老怕他把自己呛着了呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

啊这?冬天太冷不想起床,是小时候的梦想啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

沃日?这我女朋友,说像男的,我能不气吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!今天开车打滑居然撞到电线杆,真背!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我去!二楼掉下去了,咋挽救呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

哟呵!那你呢?遇没遇到让你别驼背的女孩呀?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

栓Q!吉吉国王结婚啦?这是租“奥德彪”婚庆公司的车?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

铁子们!!你们有多久没碰女人了呢?我五年没碰男人了,可不能说谎呐!

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