神回复:老公献血,200毫升送盆?我要是献2000毫升还不得送个大惊喜啊!哇塞!

文摘   2025-01-22 11:49   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

老公献血,200毫升送盆?我要是献2000毫升还不得送个大惊喜啊!哇塞!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

见男友我各种捯饬!洗澡刮毛化妆卷发涂口红!他就洗个澡?哼!什么鬼啊…

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

家人们,普通人为了买奔驰G63得努力多长时间啊!感觉遥遥无期呢!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

儿子朋友来家里玩,门口车停满了!网友:都开车来的,不招待好可不行啊!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

81岁大伯烟龄数十年没病,一戒就得肺癌?医生:戒烟致癌?荒谬至极啊!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

兄弟啊!25岁都四百万存款了!不工作?你是想把钱拱手让人吗……

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

路上瞅见个拖着油枪的车,想告诉车主,一追跑得更快了,啥情况啊!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

天呐!昨天献血,200送米,300送油,我问2000送啥?医生的回答绝了!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

在尔滨!少个广西砂糖橘!东北虎都得脱层皮!绝了!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

老板儿子送外卖?豪宅出发还准时?绝了!

..................................................................
..................................................................

🌟🌟你怎么看?🌟🌟

评论区见~


红薯狗娃
搞笑自媒体
 最新文章