神回复: 惊了!外卖小哥要买奔驰G63?得跑多少单啊喂!

文摘   2025-01-22 07:30   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

老钟哇,你有钱能亏,我们小散户呢?一仓库农夫山泉咋卖哇……

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

天呐!100度的水100度的油!哪个更烫啊!救命!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

我去!我老婆太猛了,吃顿饭的空儿就炼出石油,真的会谢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

表妹瘦成麻杆,吃超少!老爸扎几针回来,吃嘛嘛香!绝了呀!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

这俩小姐姐总蹲我车边上,我都不好意思上车啦……网友:骑电车咋啦,我都没有!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

一旦有异性能左右你的情绪,别磨蹭,赶紧删了他/她啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我勒个豆!一个敢设计一个敢建筑,这是什么神奇组合,设计师脑洞绝了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

小灰被狗子们集体欺负,太惨了啊!小灰无奈投靠大黄:黄叔,没孩子?我来养老!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

惊了!外卖小哥要买奔驰G63?得跑多少单啊喂!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

爱赌老爸,病弱老妈,上学弟弟!懂事女孩急需帮助!灯光下的她就是希望啊!

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