神回复: 哎呀妈呀!一杯奶茶洒一身,又没带衣服,亏得包里有两片尿不湿,就地取材做套衣服~

文摘   2025-01-17 11:16   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

哇塞!45岁富婆看上你,你会放下尊严吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

天呐!妈妈说:以前你坐车半小时就睡,现在咋几小时看窗外?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

天呐,年龄大了,难道不想找个男朋友吗?只要陪我快乐度过每天就好!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

啥情况?女子翻到丈夫小时候亲吻小女孩照片,P自己上去了?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

哎呀!一个人骑行300多公里,孤独实则被治愈啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

我的天呐!主人躺在床上咳嗽,狗狗凑过去堵住嘴。狗子:妈妈坚持一下,头晕正常,这辈子很快的~

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我勒个去?天胡得给多少钱啊?四川女子麻将天胡激动喊120!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!一杯奶茶洒一身,又没带衣服,亏得包里有两片尿不湿,就地取材做套衣服~

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

哇塞!今天走过了泥路,以后就都是坦途啦,百年好合呀!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

哇塞!第一次看《扫黑风暴》,难道不好看吗?

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🌟🌟你怎么看?🌟🌟

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