神回复:我勒个去!终于下班了,看把狗子累的,叫都叫不醒。

文摘   2025-01-16 06:32   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

哟呵!放养一个多月还不适应,不喜欢自由的狗少见吧?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

我勒个去!成都小伙零彩礼娶小10岁日本媳妇,国内剩女们慌不慌?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

哟呵!这啥家庭地位呀?敢让媳妇在后面推车呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

我勒个去!终于下班了,看把狗子累的,叫都叫不醒。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

家人们!还不开心啊?抬头瞅瞅月亮嘛,等会天狗食月咯

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

哟呵!刚出生的宝宝被夸一脸正气,下一秒就敬了个礼啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我勒个去?床不会问问题,就在那等着你呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!跟对象吵架啦,聊天记录如下,给评评理!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

好家伙!对面电费一块一度,我这特斯拉超充站2.39元一度,看似对面赚,可我永远不亏啊,特斯拉电相当于98号汽油,一度抵两度!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

天呐!今天又跟老公吵架了,这次他居然不主动安慰我? 我的天呢!今天又跟老公吵架了,他咋不哄我,还拿三年前礼物? 哎呀!今天又和老公吵架了,他不哄我,还翻旧账? 我去!今天又跟老公吵架了,他为啥不安慰我,拿旧礼物? 晕死!今天又跟老公吵架了,他不哄我,拿出三年前礼物?

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