神回复:上大学头回住宿舍,咋布置才好呢?

文摘   2025-01-11 19:13   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

被不明东西咬流血了,这可咋好呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

哟,宝,我买了超性感泳衣,你感不感兴趣?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

这人身体硬成这样,刀枪不入,纹身咋搞的嘛!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

老师:5乘2得多少?穆斯林同学:10呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

上大学头回住宿舍,咋布置才好呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

2. 宝妈抱孩子半天没车,交警一下帮拦出租,牛啊

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

快过年了,家里催找对象,28以内1.7米以上就行呢

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

做了一桌子菜,结果那货加班回不来了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

谁家宝宝拉屎这么大阵仗,兵哥哥站岗还有护卫舰呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

第一次滑这个得注意啥呀?

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🌟🌟神评等你来(ꈍᴗꈍ)🌟🌟

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