神回复:我勒个豆!同桌把学校挂“咸鱼”上卖了,买家付款了,咋办?

文摘   2025-01-16 19:29   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我的天呐!!我好想上去提醒她俩,这样很易被猥琐男偷拍!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

我的天呐?老公月入3800,孩子绊着我没法上班,油价高,我卖了他车他就炸了?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

好家伙!难道一名医生为减少士兵伤亡发明了加特林?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

我滴个神呐!这不是流氓是啥?谁知道咋卸载拼多多!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

哇塞?是因为季节吗?还是我自身的原因?我最近咋就对那种男性有点渴望呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

靠!男人约三次不出来就删呗,诸葛亮都没那么难请!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我勒个豆!同桌把学校挂“咸鱼”上卖了,买家付款了,咋办?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

天呐??宴会上领导笑着说:你这么能干,刚好我女儿单身,你给我当女婿吧!这可怎么办呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀??搬家了,行李都满得快溢出来,却仍留小阵地

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

宝子们!想带86岁奶奶去合肥打工,有啥岗位?

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