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Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Halloween celebration?
Because he had no guts to dance!
How do mummies start their letters?
Tomb it may concern.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music?
Boogie Woogie.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
What’s a monster’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
He wanted to make a withdrawal!
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