↓点个关注不迷路~↓
每次洗完头发，吹风机总是把我头发吹得像狮子一样蓬松，仿佛它在说：“今天你就是森林之王！”Every time I blow-dry my hair, it ends up looking like a lion’s mane, as if the blow-dryer is declaring, “Today, you are the king of the jungle!”
每次吃意大利面，总有一根面条不听话，滑到我脸上，好像它是参加跳水比赛的冠军选手。Every time I eat spaghetti, there’s always one noodle that rebelliously flops onto my face, like it’s a champion diver at the Olympics.
我发现我每次走楼梯的时候，总有一阶比其他阶高一点，感觉它们在集体捉弄我，让我差点摔跤。I’ve noticed that whenever I walk up stairs, there’s always one step that’s slightly higher than the others, like they’re all in on a prank to trip me.
点咖啡时总装作自己很懂，结果每次都点一样的拿铁，好像全世界的咖啡种类对我来说都是拿铁的变形。Every time I order coffee, I pretend to be an expert, yet I always end up with a latte, as if every coffee variety in the world is just a fancy version of it.
我的床单和枕套仿佛每晚在进行一场缠斗，每天早上我醒来时，它们都在一个我完全记不住的姿势上演最后的胜利姿态。My bed sheets and pillowcases seem to be wrestling every night, because when I wake up, they’re in positions I don’t remember, like they’ve just finished their final victory pose.
每次去理发店，我总是信誓旦旦地告诉发型师：“只修一点点”，但出来的时候却发现，头发好像提前两个月就被剪好了。Every time I go to the hair salon, I confidently tell the stylist, “Just a little trim,” but when I leave, it feels like my haircut is ready for two months in advance.
打开冰箱找零食的时候，我总觉得那些蔬菜在用一种责备的眼神看着我，好像在说：“又在找垃圾食品，真失望！”Every time I open the fridge looking for snacks, I swear the vegetables are giving me a judgmental look, as if saying, “Looking for junk food again? Disappointing!”
每次倒垃圾，垃圾袋都像是故意要挑战我的力气，总是在我拉紧时突然破掉，让我陷入一场“垃圾雨”的洗礼。Every time I take out the trash, the bag seems to test my strength by breaking at the most critical moment, showering me in a delightful “rain of garbage.”
感谢大可爱们的点赞在看!欢迎提供奇思妙想
作品仅供个人使用 禁商用搬运 谢谢合作
↓点个在看你最好看，点个关注不迷路↓
往期推荐：
END
