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科学家发明了一个超智能冰箱，但每次你打开门，它都会批评你：“这么晚还吃？你是不是该健身了？”Scientists invented a super-intelligent fridge, but every time you open it, it says, “Eating this late? Shouldn't you be hitting the gym?”
一位程序员设计了一款能自动写代码的AI，但AI写着写着开始吐槽：“这段代码谁写的？简直一团糟！”A programmer created an AI that writes code automatically, but halfway through coding, the AI starts complaining, “Who wrote this? It's a complete mess!”
家里的智能语音助手总是误解指令，比如我说“放音乐”，它却开始给我讲起量子物理学的历史。The smart home assistant always misunderstands commands—like when I say “play music,” it starts giving me a lecture on the history of quantum physics.
最新的智能手机屏幕能自动修复裂纹，但每次掉地上，手机先会发出抱怨：“又摔我！要不换个主人吧！”The newest smartphone screen can auto-repair cracks, but every time it’s dropped, the phone complains first: “Dropped again? Maybe it's time for a new owner!”
开发了一个能自动打扫的机器人，结果它觉得地板太脏，罢工了，贴了一张告示：“人类，请自救！”I developed a robot that automatically cleans, but it thought the floor was too dirty and went on strike, posting a sign: “Humans, please save yourselves!”
科技公司推出了全自动驾驶汽车，但每次上车，车都会问：“你确定要我开？上次可不是我的错！”A tech company launched a fully autonomous car, but every time you get in, it asks, “Are you sure you want me to drive? Last time wasn't my fault!”
科学家发明了会说话的洗衣机，但每次洗完衣服它都会抱怨：“你怎么又把袜子和白衬衫混在一起了？”Scientists invented a talking washing machine, but every time it finishes a load, it complains: “Why did you mix your socks with the white shirts again?”
新出的健身手环会自动记录运动，但它每次都把午睡算成“深度瑜伽冥想”，让我觉得自己有点“健身大师”的潜力。The new fitness tracker automatically records activity, but it always counts naps as “deep yoga meditation,” making me feel like I’m secretly a fitness guru.
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