“不正经,又撩又欲的小情话”

文摘   2024-09-14 20:36   福建  

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我长不高的原因是因为迷你。

The reason why I can't grow tall is because of my mini size。






02  


我虎牙有点尖,你得忍忍。

My tiger teeth are a bit sharp, you have to endure them。





03  


我第一次见你就准备钓鱼竿钓你。

I prepared a fishing rod to catch you the first time I saw you。





04  


我没什么特长,就是喜欢你的时间特长。

I don't have any special talents, I just like your time skills。



05  

不能太想你,一想你,脑子里全身马赛克。

I can't miss you too much, just thinking about you makes my whole mind mosaic。






06  

每次见到你的时候,可不只有脑充血呀~

Every time I see you, it's not just cerebral congestion~







07  


听到你的声音,你的每一次触碰,都像是电流穿过我的身体,让我无法抗拒。

Hearing your voice, every touch you make is like an electric current passing through my body, making me unable to resist。

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