“这样撩,去逗死他”

文摘   2024-10-12 10:39   福建  

01  

起床了家人们,旁边没人还睡那么起劲。

Staying up late can make people look ugly, but if they are already ugly, they can still continue to endure。







02  

熬夜会让人变丑,但如果本来就丑的话,还是可以继续熬的。

Staying up late can make people look ugly, but if they are already ugly, they can still continue to endure。




03  

怎么还不谈恋爱,不会是在等我吧。

Why aren't you dating yet? Are you waiting for me。




04  

乞丐都要挑天气去要饭,我却要风雨无阻去上班。

Beggars have to choose the weather to beg for food, but I have to go to work rain or shine。



05  

我不回消息很正常,你见过哪个捡垃圾的不忙。

It's normal for me not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen someone picking up garbage who's not busy。







06  

你身上有他的香水味,一闻就没我的贵。

You smell his perfume, which is less expensive than mine。








07  

每天醒来都像奥特曼一样,接受新的打击。

Waking up every day like Ultraman, accepting new blows。


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