“拿一句去“调戏”哥哥”

文摘   2024-09-28 16:33   福建  

01  


少爷现在才联系我,是给我排的晚班嘛

The young master is only contacting me now. Did he schedule a night shift for me~






02  


怎么不和我聊天了?是后宫又纳妃了吗?

Why aren't you chatting with me? Did the imperial harem receive another consort?





03  


像我这种粘人的小宝宝,收到一丝一毫的冷落心都会碎掉。

A clingy little baby like me would break even the slightest bit of neglect。




04  


我是不是打扰到哥哥了,我好自责,可我还是控制不住想哥哥的心。

Did I disturb my brother? I feel so guilty, but I still can't control my longing for him。


05  

在搞钱和搞对象之间,我选择了搞对象的钱。

Between making money and finding a partner, I chose the money for finding a partner。






06  

世界上有五种光:日光、月光、星光、目光,还有你再回我我就给你一耳光。

There are five types of light in the world: daylight, moonlight, starlight, gaze, and if you come back to me, I will slap you in the face。







07  


晚什么安,我巴不得你想我想的夜不能寐。

Why are you late? I wish you couldn't sleep at night thinking about me。

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