床不是床，是摆烂的天堂。
A bed is not a bed, it's a ruined paradise。
你随便说，反正我左耳进右耳出。
You can say whatever you want, anyway I have left ear in and right ear out。
拿什么感动你呢，我只是一个拍照只会比耶的笨蛋。
What moved you? I'm just a fool who only knows how to take photos。
不开心时，做个深呼吸，不过是糟糕的一天而已，说不定明天更糟。
When you're unhappy, take a deep breath. It's just a bad day, maybe tomorrow will be even worse。
看了很久，终于买了，全款。感觉没必要分期，就一瓶可乐而已。
After looking at it for a long time, I finally bought it in full. I don't think it's necessary to divide it into installments, it's just a bottle of cola。
能不能夸我两句，昧着良心也行，高低整两句，让我迷失一下自我。
Can you praise me a few words, even if it goes against my conscience? Just adjust the sentence to make me lose myself。
如果你上班的时候感到很快乐，老板会觉得这笔薪水付得很不值得。
If you feel happy at work, your boss will feel that the salary is not worth it。
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