“聊天别太正经,撩得他心痒痒”

文摘   2024-11-21 20:35   福建  

01  

你的下半身和下半生都是我的。

Your lower body and the rest of your life are mine。










02  

最近风声很紧,我想躲进你的怀里避避风头。

The wind has been very tight lately, and I want to hide in your arms to avoid the limelight。





03  

一个晚上做不完,那就两个晚上吧。

If you can't finish it in one night, then let's do it in two nights。






04  

早上为你升起的,不仅只有太阳。

In the morning, it's not just the sun that rises for you。



05  

我一点都不爱运动,除了在你身上。

I don't love sports at all, except for you。







06  

我负责貌美如花,你负责赚钱插花。

I am responsible for being as beautiful as a flower, and you are responsible for making money and arranging flowers。









07  

和你在一起不是为了睡你,而是为了睡醒有你。

Being with you is not about sleeping with you, but about waking up with you。

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