神回复:一个是敢坐,另一个敢人坐!

文摘   2024-11-27 15:00   四川  

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来看看世界上最长的城市中轴线:天府大道!不服来战!

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它以为抓住了一只龙虾,就是抓住了夏天!

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鸟儿这么自信,是因为它相信自己的那一对翅膀!

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突然发现狗狗只有九个,咋不应该是对称的吗?怎么还少一个?

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一个是敢坐,另一个敢人坐!危险行为请勿模仿哦

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看到了吗?这就是舔狗,舔到最后一无所有!

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我怎么敢带你回家,我怕你烤不惯柴火,走不来泥巴路,上个厕所还要去猪圈,洗个澡还要烧热水,又怎敢高攀你。。。

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不懂就问:几干个人手拉着手触电会发生什么?

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在线救求助:用什么方式可以追到这些女孩纸?

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相传民间有一种拔丝糖葫芦,这不,价格不就上来了嘛?真可谓是见世面了。

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看看,这才是真正的新能源汽车!

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有人代步工具是自行车,有人代步工具是汽车,看我的代步工具怎么样?

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皇帝:你不吃肉我就屠城。高僧吃完肉说了一句话流传至今,请问说了什么?

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蟾蜍,又可爱又恶心,你们喜欢吗?

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每次都藏同一个地方,人类幼崽到底有多可爱,"躲猫猫"被你萌化了!

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真是大材小用了,装个电视都动用吊车了!

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兄弟们发工资啦,见者有份,一人一打,速来领取。。。

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