神回复:男生看见女生,第一眼会是看脸还是看腿?

文摘   2024-11-27 00:02   四川  

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假如你手握百万雄兵,太子造反,皇帝令你进京护驾,而太子却写信说想要策反你,这时你想怎么做?

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原来还真有特殊体质,真的很惊讶,我竟然一只手数不过来了?

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脖子后面这个褶皱是啥?是胖的原因嘛?我看了其他胖子也没有呀!大佬救我!

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当代现状:健步如飞的老年人,四肢健全坐轮椅的年轻人~

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男生看见女生,第一眼会是看脸还是看腿?

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我去了,就是养活你们公司,我不去,就是养活竞争对手公司~

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来新宿舍了,请问有什么办法可以震慑住他们?

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同居前和同居后,真的大不一样,你们中招了吗?

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谁能模仿一下女朋友,谈腻了的语气~

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为啥出家人都剃发,而佛陀留着一头时髦“自来卷”?

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耗子偷喝猫的奶,自己的命运自己改,猫和老鼠诚不欺我~

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云南的紫外线有多强?工作人员晒的“人种”都变了~

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当我把楼顶卫生间做成了玻璃顶,下雨天的效果还挺好看的,可以模拟淋雨的感觉了~

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家人们,在拥挤的北京地铁里挤到一个座位,属于什么实力?有懂的吗?

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狗狗犯错误被主人训斥,一旁的小孩哥突然下跪帮忙求原谅,小孩哥:给个面子放过我兄弟~

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工位正对着摄像头,这跟在大街上裸奔有什么区别?

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世间再无林黛玉,模仿的很好,下次不要再模仿了~

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弟弟为姐姐送嫁全程憋笑,想遍了难过的事还是没忍住。姐姐:这俩硬要逗我笑!

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不懂就问:小钻风打得过扫地僧或者张三丰吗?

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家人们,说一个你不买它的理由?

你们觉得呢?

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