神回复:姑娘刚拖完地,然后外卖小哥到了,因为地太滑,小哥当场跪下。

文摘   2024-11-24 08:00   四川  

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不懂就问:买一包盐要走8小时,那么问题来了,如果买6包盐,需要走多长时间?

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看见没,什么叫书法?“介”特么才叫书法~

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老中医诚不欺我,咳嗽10多天,竟用烤甘蔗汁治好了~

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儿子朋友来家里玩,门口停满了车,网友:都是开车来的,这一定得好好招待~

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唐僧∶徒儿,你们带上为师的委托书去把真经取回来,为师在此等你们回来~

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姑娘刚拖完地,然后外卖小哥到了,因为地太滑,小哥当场跪下。呃,太尴尬啦!

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当宋小宝拥有王嘉尔的身材,再丑也丑不到哪里去!

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结婚娘家还给陪嫁一条狗,但问题来了,狗死活不下车怎么办?狗:没个十万八万别想让我下去!

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真的假的?听说上班族和土豪都是命中注定。。。

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温馨提示:您的快递即将送达,请您耐心等候~

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这是显微镜下放大600倍的井水,看完你还敢不煮沸直接生喝吗?网友:打码是为了怕你自卑~

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这是经历了什么?沈阳暴雨高铁换“新”皮肤,裹满泥沙成复古原木色~

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别人家的狗子,狗狗会开电动三轮车帮主人放羊,主人:去年就会骑三轮,今年都会开铲车了~

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40°C包场长城的法国人,他难道不好奇为什么长城上会没有人吗?

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马上要去美国了,麻烦大家为我起个听起来像中国人英文名~

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家人们,有没有什么事做了一次就会上瘾?

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向山东的朋友请教,我们车行在山东的高速上,经常看到山东的农田里,有这样的小房子,谁能告诉我这些小房子是干什么用的?

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人际沟通的四大黄金法则~

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什么东西十年没涨价?你能说出一个算我输!

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