神回复:男子旅途偶遇一徒步“大爷”,“大爷”自称自己是00后,分手后想不开,出来徒步散散心~

文摘   2024-11-23 12:00   四川  

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厨师:缘分啊,你在里面吃的饭也是我做的~

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刚放假回来,在家里遇到一只赶不走的小猫咪,最后才知道是自己家养的。猫:这是我的房间,莫名其妙的~

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一个妹子被三个男人绑架了,这三个男人一个是贼,一个是强盗,一个是帅哥,三个男人让妹子从他们之间选一个做丈夫,最后妹子选择了贼,请问为什么?

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当提前一小时告诉女朋友五分钟到。然后,看到她提着刀在等你~

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女生租房十个月与房东相恋结婚,房东:我主动向她表白,觉得缘分上天注定,妙不可言~

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男子旅途偶遇一徒步“大爷”,“大爷”自称自己是00后,分手后想不开,出来徒步散散心~

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男子喊听戏的奶奶回家吃饭,妈妈:你奶奶戴个红帽子,穿个红衣服。

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家人们,真是穷怕了,请问在不违法的情况下,什么行业最暴利?

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夫妻上车前发生矛盾,引发冷战,却故意把空调开成暖风,两人汗如雨下,仍是互不搭理,网友:你俩是真辈,头一次见“热暴力”~

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家人们,当别人吹牛吹到你的专业领域时,你会拆他的台还是看着他沉默不语?网友:我会帮他控制住牛。

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川渝人的松弛感随处可见!无论在哪里都能睡着,而且还睡得很安心~

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家人们,请问每月薪2800元可以包二奶吗?网友:兄弟:包我都费劲~

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宝宝饿了想吃奶,妈妈假装不懂,宝宝疯狂嗦嘴暗示~

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高情商的你,看到这一幕,会怎么说?

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家人们,120克的金杯子装热水时烫手,这要怎么搞?

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明明黑色无敌,为啥男生们都选紧身牛仔裤?难道是我没见过世面?

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大狗狗每天被迫看娃,萌娃总喜欢贴贴,网友:被折磨的没有“狗样”~

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我刘某人在此保证,今天开始戒烟,再抽一口我就是日本人~

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挑战全国最小玉米,你还见过比它更小的玉米吗?

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我首先要纠正一下,我不丑,就是帅的不明显~
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