神回复:第一次坐海盗船,摇一摇,一滴不剩都整出来了!

文摘   2024-11-27 12:00   四川  

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无论喝到多晚,喝多少酒,我都要保留一丝清醒,因为我要回家!

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老板2800收来一块发霉的陈年老腊肉,用这样的肉做的菜能吃吗?

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给老丈上坟,不小心把坟头标记树给烧了,下次媳妇会不会哭错坟头吧!

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我是一位开锁师傅,今天被锁到业主家里了,我在屋里,工具在外面,我该怎么办?

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女子吃火锅遇到透明透亮大骨汤,直言开眼:第一次见!

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轻轻的我走了正如我轻轻的来~

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大爷,请问您高寿?

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有些人说这样爬山会节省很多体力,你觉得呢?

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灵异事件:男子地铁站量体温显示没有温度,体温计也没有坏,量其他人就正常!

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慢慢来,谁还没有一个努力的过程呢!

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为什么,大连市和烟台市,不修一座跨海大桥呢?

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一百张五北,你说猜我是赚了还是亏了?

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第一次坐海盗船,摇一摇,一滴不剩都整出来了!

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警察帮农户找回了丢失的羊群,第二天农户送来了一大锅羊汤。这就叫做人情事故!

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上帝:谁杀了希特勒,我就让他上天堂。然后希特勒自杀了。

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收留的小猫小狗抱团取暖,这个冬天就不会冷了吧。

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刮大风把猫给贴穿户上了,会不会有一群大老爷们在那说真可爱、真萌!

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户外住桥洞的保命知识点,选住址必须避开穿堂煞,谨记!

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爱心西瓜:吃在嘴里,甜在心里 

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说说狗狗内心在想啥呢?

你们觉得呢?

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