Early Big Shopping
An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
The judge said, "This is not a crime!
Is there a mistake, perhaps?
So how early did you go shopping?"
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business,
and I was already inside."
有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：“你犯了什么罪？”
犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。”
法官说：“这不是罪呀！可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？”
他说：“商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。”
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