☆Isn't it ironic how when your house burns down, all that's left standing is the fireplace.当你的房子被烧毁时，唯一剩下的只有壁炉，这难道不讽刺吗？☆"LA fires could take off again"
Typical Hollywood - there's always a sequel, but not sure it will be as good as the original
“洛杉矶大火可能再次爆发”
典型的好莱坞影片——总会有续集，但不确定是否会像第一部一样精彩
☆Preparations are underway for the handover of Presidential power at the White House next Monday.
“it was a doddle” said Joe Biden. “We didn’t need to have hordes of press at the front door or special lighting or flags, all we need to do is to leave the ground floor bathroom window at the back slightly open and his newly confirmed felon status will enable him to break in. He will of course have to navigate the various intruder alarms as well as the killer dogs which roam the premises when it is left empty. All the cameras will be left running, highlights on CNN later in the day. God bless America”
乔·拜登表示：“这很简单。我们不需要在正门前安排大批记者，也不需要特殊的灯光或旗帜。我们只需要把后面一楼卫生间的窗户稍微开个缝就行了，他刚被确认的犯罪身份会让他想办法溜进来。当然，他需要应对各种入侵警报，还要躲过那些空闲时巡逻的杀手级猎犬。所有的摄像头都会保持运行，精彩画面将在当天稍晚由CNN播放。愿上帝保佑美国。”
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@大条章鱼：老实人：酒精
@ethaning23：还擦个屁,这个尺子已经不能要了
@尊尼获佳十米八：我有一计,在个位数前边加个2就行了
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@科目一：所以国外篮球水平高是有原因的。
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@烤香2024：人家明明是汤包
@石炭纪考拉：学医的表示更像是肛门褶皱
@有人艾特你大魔王：NFC是感应吃饭吗
@quadruplev：UFC将派几个职员把UFC店砸了
@迭戈-我爱切尔西-科斯塔：CFC不是切尔西足球俱乐部么
@文期酒会纵疏狂:我没k//@笑口常开lkd:第二个图里为什么没有K，不是26个英文字母吗为什么只有25个
@大卡司一霸：看一眼就要打胰岛素
@PinkaaC：热量这么高它就不配不好吃
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