“医生，你得帮帮我。我老公觉得自己是冰箱。”
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2024-11-29 21:02
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☆A lady goes to the psychiatrist and says "You gotta help me doc. My husband thinks he's a refrigerator".The doc says, "that's strange, but that doesn't seem dangerous".She says, "But he sleeps with his mouth open. That little light keeps me up all night".一位女士去看心理医生，说：“医生，你得帮帮我。我老公觉得自己是冰箱。”她说：“但他睡觉时嘴巴张着。那盏小灯让我整晚都睡不着觉。”☆If you came of age at the turn of 20th century,you likely had to teach your children *and* your parents how to drive a car.☆When I died, the grim reaper gave me a choice. Go to the afterlife forever, or live but be married to a girl of his choosing.I had to pick the girl, it was a wife or death situation要么永久死去，要么给我指定一个女人，和她一直生活下去。这题我会，我只能选女人啊，毕竟我刚刚做了相反的选择…
当两物体在太阳光、路灯、手电筒等非点光源的照射下，它们之间的影子会随着它们之间的距离愈加接近而产生的相互“吸引”现象，即黑滴现象。它的产生并不是光的衍射而导致的，而主要是由于半影效应，也就是说它们之间随着距离的接近会使得半影重叠而导致半影区的暗度会越来越接近与本影区的暗度。并且，还有着人眼对于光强是非线性响应，使得我们最终所看到的影子之间这一反直觉的“相互吸引”现象![]()
@永远的问题少年即将变成一个白痴：看过皮影戏av？
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@吃货只想去南冰洋摸鱼：快递员：我也是你们play的一环
@Ldjxushajcjfhs：啊，我有个类似的秋裤，因为太闷了把敏感部位的位置剪了个大洞，后面这个秋裤落在当时的女朋友那里，女朋友帮我洗了晾在阳台，被她的合租室友观赏了两个星期
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周末我们也休息休息，周一再见~
